Napoleon Dynamite

mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Found this soundboard which is 'totally sweet' and made me chuckle.

However, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest scene in the whole film is at the dojo where Kip and Napoleon learn a little about Rex Kwon Do.

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

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Dischord · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 May 2005 Karma :

One of my all time favs this movie, good find!

too many legendary moments to list, I love the bit where you first meet kip and he's on the computer....chatting to hot babes!!
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Moonie · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Karma :

"I'm saving to go to college"

"Your mom goes to college"

We often tell a kid in our village that his mum goes to college, to which he turned around one day and said.

"Actually, it's learndirect."
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

'Ah. You seem like something I wouldn't enjoy, but others might'

About sums it up.
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silky666 · Captain Rulebook Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Karma :

in my top 10 films ... love the soundboard, still giggling to myself hrs later.
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Alex-RS · Traffic Copper Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Karma :

Just watched some of it because of this thread. Like Dischord said, there are too many legendary bits to list. The whole film is genius.

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Should have watched this last night.

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

VOTE FOR PEDRO
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Mr Nice Guy · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Karma :

One of my mates is the absolute spit of Napolean, the poor bastard. Even has ginger hair, although no perm.
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Has anybody ever watched "The Benchwarmers"? That guy is in that film as well and it ranks as one of the funniest I have ever watched, yet nobody I know has ever watched it before which is quite annoying.
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