My God, it burns it buuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!

[Fisty]

For chrismas I got given a hamper with various pickles sauces and other goodies in it.

Nestling at the bottom was this:-

https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn82/mr_fisty/fire.jpg

Claims to be the worlds hottest chilli sauce, i like my hot sauce so i put a spoonful on my sausage sarnie for breakfast. Big fokking mistake.

3 gobfuls and I can barely breathe! im on my 2nd pint of milk. Should really have read the lable.

12,000,000 scovilles. I hate to think wht my farts will be like later.[/img]
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[Dragonfly]

Your intestines will be a straight pipe soon and your ass will be trying to come down for a drink of water while your expelling it again. Good luck
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Just put the wet wipes in the fridge now.

[Itchy]

wait till it comes out the other end.....

Though you can get chilli oils and crystals that are even hotter they don't qualify as sauce....
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[Hetzer]

Jesus! And I thought 850,000 Scovilles was bad.
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[MattHirst]

Just for us none chilli-ing people, what is the rating of a 'regular' chilli sauce from ASDA rated at?
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[Fisty]

[lllN30lll]

YEH!!!!!!!!!!

I've got some of that, use it as dip with chilli dorito's. Awesome stuff.

I'll get some vids up later of when I let people dip their finger in it and eat it. Brilliant reactions

fisty have you got the slightly tamer one? I'm sure mine says double double double Naga on the label
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[lllN30lll]

actually you've got the limited edition one, 12 million scoville

If anybody wants to buy some the blokes called Pete who makes it, his eBay shop is https://stores.ebay.co.uk/chillipepperpetes-place
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[Fisty]

This cant be normal. Ive just sneezedand my nose is bleeding! EVILEVIL CHILLI SAUCE
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[lllN30lll]

I rubbed some in my mates eye for a laugh, and my nephews, feck me did they cry


whatever you do don't touch it with your fingers, it can stay on your fingers for a long time. and FFS don't itch your bollocks
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[Ariel Badger]

I buy my sauces from these people
https://www.scorchio.co.uk/
and have tried Dragon's Blood, it is hot but I think the claim of 12000000 scovis is an exageration. I found the smoke taste from the jolika naga a little off putting as it reminded me of nothing more than an ashtray left overnight.
If I can recomend a sauce with a little less heat but 100 times more flavour try this.
https://www.scorchio.co.uk/blairs-after-death-sauce-with-chipotle-p-583.html it is good on everything and has a nice ( not ashtray) smokyness from the chipolta chilli in it.

BTW your bum will hurt in the morning
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[Fisty]

[Hetzer]

Is there some kind of benefit from putting a sauce onto/into ones food that turns it into a mouth and gut-destroying phosphorous hell?
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[lllN30lll]

[ms51ves3]

Ass Blaster hot sauce

[Hetzer]

[Ariel Badger]

mr_fisty
When you calm down a bit could you have a sniff at the bottle and see if it has an ashtray smell to it please?
I quite fancy the 12000000 sc to compair to the standard 6400000 sc bottle that I had but I can live without the stale fag smell.
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[Fisty]

Its got a fruity smokey smell, dosent smell like fags. More like burning citrus.
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[Dragonfly]

[Ariel Badger]

Thanks I will be buying a bottle.
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[Hetzer]

[Ariel Badger]

At 12000000 scovis even a fart has the ability to burn the wrinkles off your nut bag. If Mr_Fisty is a farter he is best to stick his bum out of the window if he feels one brewing so that it does not become trapped in pants and cause peeling of the plums.
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