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PostPosted: 02:30 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Coke (the fizzy kind) Reply with quote

I just read that "Cola removes oil stains from concrete drives and garage bases."

Does it? Is this true? Confused
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PostPosted: 03:07 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try it and see. It's acidic and brick cleaner is just acid.
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It cleans coins well. Dont know about drive ways. Imgine what it does to your stomach though.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
It cleans coins well. Dont know about drive ways. Imgine what it does to your stomach though.


About the same... if you looked inside me, you'd see my stomach is incredibly clean and shiny! No germs there... Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Imgine what it does to your stomach though.


Not much. The pH of Coke is about 2.5, whereas the acid already in the stomach (hydrochloric acid) is more acidic - about 1.2 :-

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PostPosted: 12:04 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is stomach acid orange? I seen that a few mornings there and wasnt drinking orange Sick
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Is stomach acid orange? I seen that a few mornings there and wasnt drinking orange Sick

I think it's stomach lining. I believe that's what the carrots that you have never eaten are as well, yet strangely we all puke carrots.
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fortuna wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
Is stomach acid orange? I seen that a few mornings there and wasnt orange Sick

I think it's stomach lining. I believe that's what the carrots that you have never eaten are as well, yet strangely we all puke carrots.


I havnt eaten carrots in a year or seen them come up. Usually stuff that cuts your throat. Nice. I have puked every day for 9 months, except this past 4 days Very Happy and now I probably will again because I said that.
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

apparently this versatile beverage can also buff chrome to a very impressive shine...
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:
apparently this versatile beverage can also buff chrome to a very impressive shine...


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PostPosted: 19:42 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
ProvectusIncurro wrote:
apparently this versatile beverage can also buff chrome to a very impressive shine...


Mythbusters per chance?


none other than the mighty jamie hyneman himself!
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coke is made using grinding paste.
Just like Barr's Irn Bru is made of Girders...

Coke can also clean lime scale off of a lavie pan.... But it is shite at it. You are much better off buying a dedicated lime scale remover out of B&Q.

And funnily enough... Lime scale doesn't taste as nice as a twist of Lemon in your Vodka Cooler. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fortuna wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
Is stomach acid orange? I seen that a few mornings there and wasnt drinking orange Sick

I think it's stomach lining. I believe that's what the carrots that you have never eaten are as well, yet strangely we all puke carrots.


I thought it was solidified bile. Sick
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

coke has phosphoric acid in it

they used to use that to rough the metal on cars so they could paint it
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I worked at McDonalds I used to use a large sprite to clean the grills, it worked shockingly well. Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 05 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you wonder why your parents call it "gut-rot" Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 02:12 - 06 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:


I thought it was solidified bile. Sick


Bile is basically a bright green, although it can be a dark looking/black colour sometimes (i had to look at it being drawn out of my stomach through a tube up my nose for 2 weeks Sick Sick Sick )

Can't imagine why your puke would be orange unless you have drunk/eaten something that is orange.

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PostPosted: 03:41 - 06 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

detergent and water will remove oil stains too, and you wash your dishes in that Smile

stomachs are used to acid as they produce it, so they can usually cope with a bit of carbonated water, even if dissolved co2 does turn water to carbonic acid
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 06 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
lozzypop1 wrote:


I thought it was solidified bile. Sick


Bile is basically a bright green, although it can be a dark looking/black colour sometimes (i had to look at it being drawn out of my stomach through a tube up my nose for 2 weeks Sick Sick Sick )

Can't imagine why your puke would be orange unless you have drunk/eaten something that is orange.

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Could be yellowish tooo....
Or blood stained...
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 06 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Double post - Epic failage!
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 06 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well that is true, never had it like that with me though.

I once had orange bile (or a lot of bile and a tiny bit of sick) because my dad gave me a bottle of orange fanta on the sly...so had to drink it quickly (this is all while i had a bowel obstruction and was on clear and still fluids only) before the nurses caught me.

10 seconds later i filled a whole sick bowl and it was bubbling and fizzing at me Laughing Laughing Sick
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PostPosted: 02:54 - 07 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipecac and coke, yummy.
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