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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 01:27 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: enter KFC bullshit kid. Reply with quote

went for a KFC today...
some guy in the que was making conversation/flirting with me, and we were chatting about bikey stuff as i was wearing gear and stuff.
was pretty empty.

he wanted a blackbird 1100, and had booked his test the previous week and was asking tips and stuff...

the spotty kid who served me joined in too, then he mentioned his bike and showed a pic on his phone.

a '92 GSXR 400

''nice'' said i. to be fair, the pic he showed me, it was mighty tidy.
''quick too, does 150mph''
''no it doesnt''
''haha i know, hard to beleive, but it does''
''how?''
''had some engine work done to it''
''tuned speedo?''
''er... yup''

me and the other guy laughed at him, he seemed oblivious to it, then i left after talking to the other guy for a bit more.

i was given my food beforehand, to avoid jizz and other bodily fluids entering my big daddy box meal
then i left.
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PostPosted: 01:33 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck me. And I thought I had an eventful day.
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats why we're on BCF at 00:42 my friend...
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PostPosted: 02:00 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

you went KFC?

What did you buy? They no longer do the 'HotRods' box meal now. THey're trying to promote those rather poor 'snack boxes' for £1.99. The mini variety meal is far superior, and the same price.
I do miss there suprcharged Zinger burgers (even tho they hardly feel hotter then a normal zinger)
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PostPosted: 02:10 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Re: enter KFC bullshit kid. Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:

to avoid jizz and other bodily fluids entering my big daddy box meal
then i left.

Wink
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PostPosted: 02:27 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh right, sorry, my bad. Missed out that bit. Don't think ive ever had the big daddy meal. Might give it a go. I've always been put off whenever bacon is added. Especially In Mcdonalds. it makes a burger incredibly greasy
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PostPosted: 02:29 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

greasyness on KFC is good, otherwise i find the chicken fillet (pronounced ''fillay'') to be pretty dry and unsatisfying.

adding bacon provides a satisfactory addition to the grease, to eliminate dryness and provide a very dilectable meal.
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You both know it's all about the pop corn chicken meal.

Always seem to eat it on rideouts. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Ham wrote:
You both know it's all about the pop corn chicken meal.



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PostPosted: 12:39 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to pizza hut, far nicer and i'll give you stuff for 50% off if you come to durham when im in Wink
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason I much prefer the little kebab shop like chicken places (Banbury Fried Chicken and Chicken Hut here) to KFC. Better value and taste IMO.

Although it is rare for me to eat any fast food unless pissed.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all about the standard KCF chicken. None of this fancy, processed, reconstituted, bitesized chicken shapes for me. I want to eat and feel like a caveman.
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hate chicken on the bone, its just wrong. i can get away with hot wings and drumsticks but that's about it.

everyone knows breast is best
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

t121anf wrote:


everyone knows breast is best


In chicken circles or generally?
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

t121anf wrote:
i hate chicken on the bone, its just wrong. i can get away with hot wings and drumsticks but that's about it.

everyone knows breast is best


I disagree. Boneless bits of chicken just taste abit too dry. The messyness of pieces of chicken is ofset by the nicer moister taste
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meal everytime.

Once you've done with the leg and breast theres a greasy box to throw your bone in...


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PostPosted: 16:40 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

its all about chick stop

everyone goes to chickstop for lunch at work and everyone comes back feeling ill Laughing but you cant argue with 3 peices of greasylicious chicken a portion of genetically modified chip and a cup of imitation coke for 1.99

im pretty sure everyone who eats there has got food posioning from there at least once , still go back there though Mr. Green

favorite chicekns not bad either Wink

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PostPosted: 17:17 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

^ since very recently dan. They must have stopped it from the start of this new year and start promoting there 'snack box' thing.
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a tub of jamaican fried chicken coating powder stuff from an asian grocers, it's the shizz! Drooling (you need to be handy with a deep fat fryer/big wok though!!)
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
I got a tub of jamaican fried chicken coating powder stuff from an asian grocers, it's the shizz! Drooling (you need to be handy with a deep fat fryer/big wok though!!)


There is so much that I could do with that...

I think I need some personal time now...
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deluxe boneless box ftw.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Popfuckingcornchicken is the bee's knees.
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 08 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

KFC is crap.

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PostPosted: 01:25 - 09 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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