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PostPosted: 20:00 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Bluddy paedos on the doorstep Reply with quote

Just had a policewoman knock at the door asking if I had seen anything on Wednesday morning, 10.30AM, opposite my house.
Now my house is on a main busy road, lined with houses and there is a police station literally10 seconds walk away.

Apparently some 'man' (in the loosest possible use of the word) groped and tried to kiss a FOURTEEN year old girl who was on her way to the school just up the road (late obv). !!!

At first I asked her, "where was I at 10.30, at night"!!?? No, morning. Broad daylight, opposite peoples homes. I mean, wtf!?
But I guess if you are a paedo you have already sunken to a low level, so daytime or nightime doesn't factor much??

My daughter is 12 and walks this road to the same school. I gave her a chat this evening and told her just to kick anyones nuts into their chest if they ever tried anything. Would a kick to a mans nuts render him unable to walk etc really? (I am not a man Mr. Green , contrary to opinion, is it that painful if your plums are hit?)

Filthy bastards
Paedos
Not plums
Although fruit is dirty Sick

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PostPosted: 20:02 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol in my area the 14 year old girl would be groping the man.
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep that or a punch to the throat should be your primary targets in self defence.
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she looks fift... Embarassed sixteen.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It hurts, yeah.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gmanxiii wrote:
Yep that or a punch to the throat should be your primary targets in self defence.


There is nothing quite like a knuckle to windpipe, just don't expect not to get it back first swing the other person gets in.

I'd watch out with that also, I reckon you could kill someone with impact to the throat.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry i couldn't help myself, it was the school uniform that did it.
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

good kick in the nads and then run

hairspray in the face also works well

https://www.self-defender.net/article8.htm
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a man who's been kicked in the balls many-a-time I'd say the success rate is dangerously low. Just tell her to run.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the replies

Dischord wrote:
As a man who's been kicked in the balls many-a-time I'd say the success rate is dangerously low. Just tell her to run.

I was thinking this. I recall seeing stuff on tv about guys that don't get affected by it that much?
I may get her some kind of pocket alarm. Don't want to turn into some kind of cotton wool mother but want to prepare her somehow.

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PostPosted: 21:35 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her to walk with one hand in her coat pocket with her hand holding her keys between her fingers, if anyone approaches her tell her to jab the fucker in the face/throat/eyes, then kick him in the bollocks when he's holding his face screaming, then tell her to run to which is closer, be it the cop shop ( if it's open ) or the school and report it...
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
I was thinking this. I recall seeing stuff on tv about guys that don't get affected by it that much?
J


If you get the angle right and hit the bollocks then yes it's effective, if you haven't and over shoot you'll get his arsehole and he'll stand there laughing...
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
I was thinking this. I recall seeing stuff on tv about guys that don't get affected by it that much?


Depends on how it's done. If it manages to crush a testicle, the bloke will crumple, have difficulty breathing, vomit and perhaps pass out. Chances of someone landing that kind of kick is going to be more luck than judgement. Blokes tend to overact when "kicked in the nuts" when all that's happened is they've been pushed to the side and squashed a bit.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:

Depends on how it's done. If it manages to crush a testicle, the bloke will crumple, have difficulty breathing, vomit and perhaps pass out. Chances of someone landing that kind of kick is going to be more luck than judgement. Blokes tend to overact when "kicked in the nuts" when all that's happened is they've been pushed to the side and squashed a bit.


Ah interesting, thanks Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:

Nuts are most interesting


Mine are, I can make them dance by clenching my stomach muscles, and raise them lol, can't fully invert them yet though...Oh and they're rather large aswell, just so you know like, lmfao...

Ok Ok I'm going to the pub now, sheesh...
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember one of my female friends at school went to kick one of my male friends in the plums...she missed and broke her toe Laughing

Jodie - Do you have a husband/boyfriend/brother etc that you can let her practise on? Laughing Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
Nuts are most interesting

If you want a better understanding...

https://www.menshealth.co.uk/Health/Kicked-in-the-balls/v3
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
I remember one of my female friends at school went to kick one of my male friends in the plums...she missed and broke her toe Laughing

Jodie - Do you have a husband/boyfriend/brother etc that you can let her practise on? Laughing Shocked


Do not kick, use the knee. Twisting them hurts as does biting them.
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
Jodie - Do you have a husband/boyfriend/brother etc that you can let her practise on? Laughing Shocked

I would have sought advice from my OH but he is currently in Iraq Exclamation Where's a pair of nuts when you need em!?? Laughing

Shaggy, thanks for the link. Nut reading ahoy!
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:

Do not kick, use the knee. Twisting them hurts as does biting them.

Hmm, biting?! I don't think I want her doing that Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She is a little young for that but I was just making a point. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

As pointed out above, if you daughter striked a man square on, with forced, it would leave him crumbling. Believe me, if you just flick that area with your index finger it will leave a man wincing.

But unless the man was chained to a fence, one foot shackled a metre from the other, and your daughter was a kickboxer with abnormally long legs, the odds of success are low.

Best advice would be for the age old advice: don't talk to strangers, if anyone approachjes you, go to the nearest neighbours. Get her a attack alarm.

I wouldn't recommend your daughters starts trying to attack a paedo. Think about it. She ain't going to succeed and you don't know how someone who's deranged enough to attack girls in broad daylight is going to react. Obviously she'd hve to be fairly close to be trying to strike him in the nuts (close enough for him to just restrain her) when she needs to be getting away, not going towards..
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was in Knightsbridge today and saw a big 4x4 drive past and no joke the registration was this: P2EDO

Why on earth would you want that????? Just asking for trouble Cool
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

steppen22 wrote:

But unless the man was chained to a fence, one foot shackled a metre from the other, and your daughter was a kickboxer with abnormally long legs, the odds of success are low.
Best advice would be for the age old advice: don't talk to strangers, if anyone approachjes you, go to the nearest neighbours. Get her a attack alarm.
I wouldn't recommend your daughters starts trying to attack a paedo. Think about it. She ain't going to succeed and you don't know how someone who's deranged enough to attack girls in broad daylight is going to react. Obviously she'd hve to be fairly close to be trying to strike him in the nuts (close enough for him to just restrain her) when she needs to be getting away, not going towards..


Thanks for this Thumbs Up
I was also thinking that to kick someone in the nuts, and the preferred method of the knee you would have to be in grabbing distance.
I think run and alarm is the best option.
Or a gun. Ebay?
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

markcatate wrote:
I was in Knightsbridge today and saw a big 4x4 drive past and no joke the registration was this: P2EDO

Why on earth would you want that????? Just asking for trouble Cool


Ha, just thought... IT Crowd episode, Jen's bf... 'Peter File'
Moss - "Whos a paedophile? You should move to America, they are called Pedaphiles over there"!
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