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firefox
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: help please need adive. Reply with quote

well i feel stupid, but here goes. last night i was in bed with a girl i have been with for a while now, after a bit of foreplay we got down to the main deed, now it took me a fair while to get my little friend in with her comment thats not going to fit its too big, after a bit i noticed blood and stopped, it wasnt loads but there was some, does anyone know what could have caused this as she has slept with people before but she commented on how they have all been tiny compared to the latest.

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PostPosted: 13:30 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Erm women have things called periods , you might have caught her during it, at which you should have gone ahead anyway and acheived your "red wings". And periods are not always stable in that the pill , stress , weight loss , steroids and such like can interfere with the normal pattern.

Or worse still though you'd have noticed it you may have torn your OWN banjo string.. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Or worse still though you'd have noticed it you may have torn your OWN banjo string..


yowsa..you'd defo know if that had happened Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

no wasnt my banjo i know how that feels, and no she wasnt on her period, i was wondering if her cherry had went !POP! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrong hole/haemorrhoids?
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Wrong hole/haemorrhoids?


The grapes of wrath! Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Wrong hole/haemorrhoids?


er as far as im aware it was the right hole Wink after all shaggy you showed me the hole on you, is that the right one ? Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the only one I've got. Must be the right one.
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firefox is this a made up story to 'big up' the size of your penis Shocked Question Laughing
You could have just made a poll to ask if everyone was a 12incher like yourself Wink
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

to be 100% honest with you lot i wouldnt say my penis is large ive always thought i was just average size, i couldnt care how big it is aslong as it pleases me and my partner.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once you've destroyed your first dozen Chinese girls you get used to it, it's just a size issue.
Possibly compounded by shoving straight in without warming her up first.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's only 2 conclusions -

a) time of the month

b) she was a virgin

Take a look at Mandingo, no matter how big your cock is you wont make a girl bleed just by fucking her!

You probably have a small dong and she was trying to make you feel better Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

or...

c) He took the tops off some scabs.
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dischord wrote:
There's only 2 conclusions -

a) time of the month

b) she was a virgin

Take a look at Mandingo, no matter how big your cock is you wont make a girl bleed just by fucking her!

You probably have a small dong and she was trying to make you feel better Thumbs Up


okok its 2 inches Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

firefox wrote:

okok its 2 inches Embarassed


I KNEW it Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

firefox wrote:
i was wondering if her cherry had went !POP! Twisted Evil


What in sweet boy fantasy is that?
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
firefox wrote:
i was wondering if her cherry had went !POP! Twisted Evil


What in sweet boy fantasy is that?


Are you supposed to have a cherry up there?
I can fit a pineapple
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread really isn't deserving of one reply, it wreaks of bullshit Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 10 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
This thread really isn't deserving of one reply, it wreaks of bullshit Laughing


No really, he is a 12 incher and I can do a watermelon
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

robby wrote:
Once you've destroyed your first dozen Chinese girls you get used to it, it's just a size issue.


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PostPosted: 07:20 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

She didn't bleed due to your cock being big. Get over it Wink
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If a girl can take that, any cock should fit Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 11 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agree with Siggi...but also, it's likely you didn't turn her on enough for her to get her natural lube going!! A little more foreplay next time (if she allows you near her again, that is).
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Re: help please need adive. Reply with quote

There is always time for lubrication...
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Re: help please need adive. Reply with quote

Kal wrote:
There is always time for lubrication...


rape?
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Re: help please need adive. Reply with quote

Dischord wrote:
Kal wrote:
There is always time for lubrication...


rape?


Thats a Luke VFR line if i ever heard one ! Laughing
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