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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: ]'#[+ Reply with quote

The ferret just got on my keyboard and randomly typed ]'#[+ into the Google search bar and actualy managed to hit the enter key.
Google now tells her that....
]'#[+ (0 results).
I wonder if this will now show up as a hit?
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your search - ]'#[+ - did not match any documents. Sad

How on earth do they expect those monkeys to type Hamlet when Google denounces the simple scriblings of my ferret?
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Your search - ]'#[+ - did not match any documents. Sad

How on earth do they expect those monkeys to type Hamlet when Google denounces the simple scriblings of my ferret?


Try ]'#[+ - Ferret Smile
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
How on earth do they expect those monkeys to type Hamlet when Google denounces the simple scriblings of my ferret?


Rolling Eyes They pay peanuts, doh!
Didn't you listen at all at school? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this going to be a throw the dummy out rant about scVm fVcking Google?
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like your ferret is trying to learn Regular Expressions...
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Your search - ]'#[+ - did not match any documents. Sad

How on earth do they expect those monkeys to type Hamlet when Google denounces the simple scriblings of my ferret?


Bloody hell, give Google a chance - it's not going to index this page in five minutes! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:
How on earth do they expect those monkeys to type Hamlet when Google denounces the simple scriblings of my ferret?


Rolling Eyes They pay peanuts, doh!
Didn't you listen at all at school? Rolling Eyes


I am not paid to listen, they pay me to talk Mr. Green .
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Is this going to be a throw the dummy out rant about scVm fVcking Google?


I know, the degenerate lying fvcking scvm.

Why don't you bend over and take it deep from the greedy corporate fvckers, you cvnt.
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, that's at least two monkeys ...
can't find the fuckin' "u" key Rolling Eyes

peanuts ==> monkeys
'sobvious, innit

And I'm sure there's at least one more rahn here somewhere, leery lookin fucker, got pointy eyebrows and goes about the place pretendin' to be Sean Bean Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 13 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Is this going to be a throw the dummy out rant about scVm fVcking Google?


I know, the degenerate lying fvcking scvm.

Why don't you bend over and take it deep from the greedy corporate fvckers, you cvnt.


Yov aren't being qvite as extreme as yuv shvld be, the karma bot hates u's yov know.
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's CUNT!
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheBassJVnky wrote:
It's CVNT!


If you want to be an intellectual, radical, freedom fighter, Lord of the people, show it to the man prat it has to be V
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indexed Laughing

(though it doesn't show up searching for the original string)

https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=S3M&q=%22The+ferret+just+got+on+my+keyboard%22&btnG=Search&meta=
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we have pictures of said ferret? I would like to ah and oooh over him/her Smile
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know this post has now cost around 50 kettles worth of carbon Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:25 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neorion wrote:
You know this post has now cost around 50 kettles worth of carbon Laughing


Did you know the actually report that was meant to be from never says anything like this at all. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

]'#[+ ]'#[+ ]'#[+ ]'#[+ ]'#[+ ]'#[+ ]'#[+

Did you see the ]'#[+ the other day.

I'm looking for a ]'#[+.

How do you ]'#[+?

How do you spell ]'#[+?

Where is ]'#[+?
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will the characters in ]'#[+ not mess with the search engine?
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who the ]'#[+ do you think you are?

Can ]'#[+ be the new fvck ?

Where is this ferret?
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 14 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ds55 wrote:
Did you know the actually report that was meant to be from never says anything like this at all. Thumbs Down


Interesting. The media reports on it didn't really add up to me but seen nothing about the source. Any chance of a link?

All the best

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PostPosted: 00:04 - 15 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kickstart wrote:
Any chance of a link?


https://www.techcrunch.com/2009/01/12/revealed-the-times-made-up-that-stuff-about-google-and-the-tea-kettles/

I saw the link on digg.com

Great site for wasting even more time on the internet. Rolling Eyes Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 15 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

truslack wrote:


Oh Joy, my little Weasel now has a place in cyberspace that will ever be her own Very Happy
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