Peanuts make me sad.

[pyx_e]

So, accepting that I am going to get shit for even asking the question but;

Does anyone get the blues if they eat peanuts?

I love 'em but every time I get some in me I have a couple of days feeling all sad and unhappy. I am a happy go lucky guy but peanuts make me hate the world. WTF.

Anyone else get the same or anyone think up a reason
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[Ariel Badger]

Cashews and Pistachios WTG
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[WildGoose]

Consider yourself lucky that you need peanuts to make you feel low.

It comes much easier than that for most.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[MinhDinh]

never experienced that but maybe research what are in those nuts that make people sad.
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Hit the G spot.

[hellkat]

See, your peanut is your lower class nut.

Its eaten mostly by plebs who don't mind having 11 different mens' wee on their munchies (I'm sure we've all heard "that" research by now)

Plus, its grown and picked in the deep south of the USA where they all talk kinda funny, honeychile, and after all if an ex president of the USA grew the damn things for fun and profit, they can't really have all that much class, now can they? ... so its no wonder its probably making you feel depressed and stuff, babes.

You wanna eat yourself some cashew nuts, native of happy Brazil where people wear very few clothes and smile a lot (it may be the cocaine, of course) but happily, grown most successfully in Vietnam where people are famously friendly and cheerful in the face of adversity (as our young friend Minhdinh is displaying admirably).

Or some macadamias, grown in sunny Australia the land down under where the men blow and the women chunder (I may have misquoted that) and which has a wonderfully oily mouthfeel, which gives the same sense of satiety as chocolate.

And we all know about the happiness quotient of chocolate, compliments of the Aero Melty Chocolate Balls Man.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Tonka]

It's a different sort of nuts that always seem to make me sad

.........but then maybe it's more to do with who they are attached to!
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[hellkat]

Take em and twist em, luv.
Pretty certain that the owners will be sadder than you after that.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pyx_e]

LOL!

That is it, from now on I am going to eat stuff from happy places.

Leek soup for starters.
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[OssY]

[Dragonfly]

Nuts make my asthma bad

Some foods do make peoples mood change, for instance I could kill someone on a cup of coffee. Then freak out and take a come down after.

Bananas make me happy as they release seratonin.

choc is ok but can make me edgy. Chicken also is suppose to be a good mood food and curry.

[The Original Muzza]

[OssY]

[Paivi]

I thought this was a thread about Snoopy.
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[thegubner]

The peanuts want you dead, they know your secret. What you really need to worry about is..... Who else knows?

[SoND]

I don't like peanuts, never have, they disgust me but every couple of years I'll forget why I don't like them and try one. Quickly I'll remember and get depressed because of the pain I've put myself through.
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Go back to bed - You have no rights - "Streetfighters ~ Mainstream motorcycling's crackwhore sister."

[5v3d3b0]

My friend once came across a guy on the beach who looked like he was bracing for impact. He thought nothing of it, but when the guy was in the same position half an hour later he decided to go and have a chat. As soon as he asked him if he was ok and tapped his shoulder the guy went into a very excited happy state, his response being:
Thank you SO MUCH!!! You have freed me! I was stuck inside a peanut and I couldn't get out!

Ketamine? Shrooms? LSD? What makes you go like that so I can avoid it

[MinhDinh]

[GhostRider]

Maybe this dainty song will make your peanut-eating experience all the more pleasurable...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MoeS8U6k2A

GhostRider
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

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