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Rate my really confident friend
7 - F**k me, I would dip my sausage in her tub of sauce any day!!
6%
 6%  [ 2 ]
8 - OH MY GOD! I think I have just jizzed me self
19%
 19%  [ 6 ]
9 - *leg twitches violently*
25%
 25%  [ 8 ]
10 - I have just managed to toss myself off using only a pair of tweezers and a carefully crafted earbud
48%
 48%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 31

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Shay HTFC
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: On scale of 7 to 10... Reply with quote
Can you rate my friend?

https://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/armpit-woman.jpg

It is not conceivable that anyone may find her unattractive, so 7 - 10 covers all bases I reckon.
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mel Smith before the hair loss? Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Roger Federer's older brother? Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like Keith needs to go on a diet.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
She has the same 5 o'clock shadow my ex wife has.
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Shay HTFC
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
You are all a bunch of inconsiderate sh!ts

My friend doesn't need all these insults. Just fuck off all of you!
I didn't ask if she looked like Mel Smith before hairloss (although she takes that as a compliment on her hair)

Oh, she read the comment about the 5 o'clock shadow and said Skudd is an immature d!ck.

However, she is grateful for the Roger Federer's older brother remark, as she does infact find Roger Federer sexy.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 27 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Look, can everyone just leave her alone? Shes not looking for insults!!

Im sure shes a lovely person!!!
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It would be much easier if you were just honest about it.








Thats a photo of you isn't it?











Or your mom.
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.wchs8.com/abc/drew/drewcarey.jpg

Whilst older brother Drew left Rotherham and went to New York eventually making it big in NBC's hit sitcom The Drew Carey Show, younger brother Berndard Carey decided to stay at home, grow his hair and focus on Warhammer, pedophilia and general internet based masturbation.
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shay HTFC wrote:
However, she is grateful for the Roger Federer's older brother remark, as she does infact find Roger Federer sexy.


Yes apart from the nose he might be considered "sexy"... Neutral
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
LeeR wrote:
Shay HTFC wrote:
However, she is grateful for the Roger Federer's older brother remark, as she does infact find Roger Federer sexy.


Yes apart from the nose he might be considered "sexy"... Neutral


i'm not gay but quite frankly federer is too much of a pansy type guy to be sexy. even tim henman at his peak of shouting "come on" at wimbledon gave me more of a hard on than federer could ever do.

federer is a hayabusa of a tennis player but a sv 650 in sex appeal.
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
MinhDinh wrote:
...i'm not gay but quite frankly federer is too much of a pansy type guy to be sexy.

Sorry, I was talking about the fella in the photo in the OP.
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MinhDinh
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
LeeR wrote:
MinhDinh wrote:
...i'm not gay but quite frankly federer is too much of a pansy type guy to be sexy.

Sorry, I talking about the fella in the photo in the OP.


oh okay, well yeah i agree he is kinda sexy Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 28 Jan 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
MinhDinh wrote:
oh okay, well yeah i agree he is kinda sexy Embarassed


It's the sultry pose and the "come to bed" eyes... Wink
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