Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

[Visitor Q]

I would rant via the medium of facebook, but then women might be even less inclined to sleep with me.

FUCKING

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FUCKING

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!!!

I've been generally pissing a lot for a few months, general feeling of piss in the urethra within 10 minutes of having a slash. General fun of clamping your pelvic floor the whole time.

Recently though. It's got horrible, leaving me in no doubt that its not down to me just drinking too much cunting tea. And the way I know this, whenever I lay down to attempt to sleep I want to piss. Before I'm even back in bed I want another... Ad cunting nauseum. Really fucking helpful when you're a manic insomniac anyway.

I've given up with sleeping now, I'm going to be the first fucker on the phone harassing the doctor for antibiotics the moment their sodding phones are on for their sodding 'first to dial at 8am' raffle. Sod MRSA. However I'm no longer listed on a local surgery, I've killed my bike and we are just going in to a cold snap so all the coffin dodgers with fuck all better in their life will be clogging the lines
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[D O G]

Here bonny, have a hug.

[Visitor Q]

[phantomtek]

Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese.

[Visitor Q]

[phantomtek]

Don't worry about it so much. I haven't been to sleep either! And I've had a hernia for a year which means I haven't been able to keep up with my Muay Thai or Jujitsu, which means I'm unfit!

And my bus to Uni takes 45 mins though it doesn't matter since I don't sleep so I don't go

P.S - My first post was a line from Burntfaceman.

[Visitor Q]

[phantomtek]

Yup.

[Skudd]

STI from too much boy love?
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[Fawbish]

Can pretty much guarantee it'll be a small infection Bonny, which has inflamed your bladder, which means it constantly pushes against the muscle that tells your brain you wanna piss.

Keep an eye out for any sign of blood etc.

Also, antibiotics are probably the right way to go, defz.

Though my dad had all the same symptoms (and then some lol) they thought at first they should bang him in for cancer tests etc, when previously, one doctor had said "Well, you ARE 44."

Just saying like.


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[Visitor Q]

I'm in two minds whether to scrub the arsehole with TCP first, or try and get it even more festering for the bugger.

If I'm going down, I should take him (hopefully ) down with me.

And Fawbs, I looked in to it a while ago, almost all roads leant to antibiotics (even if just placebo to some extent).

I just dislike taking antibiotics without due cause, but this is getting beyond the pale now. Will just ask for high dose (and possibly two types) to avoid any resistant strains forming. Cos I'm good like that.

What worried my last night is the joy of googling 'Constant urge to urinate'. Page after page of people my age with identical symptoms, saying about how they've been on 10 different antibiotics and had batteries of tests to no avail.

Ah well, fuck it. I managed to get an appointment at a closer doctors (as now I have to re-register. Joy) for 11.15

Sodomy awaits
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[Dragonfly]

Yep its sore. I have had a few through pregnancy and so sore I couldnt lie on my side at one point and had me crying. I apparently have one now but havnt felt it hurting. I think I am immune to the pain.

I do remember the worst one I had and I was out on the bike one day with it, I didnt know what it was but when I was hitting speed bumps I swear I was going to die! when I got home all I could do was land on the ground and cry after getting off my bike. I was peeing blood to! that was painful and no one deserves that.

[Visitor Q]

Oh no, this doesn't hurt dear. Asides from the whole trying to get some sleep by holding the old boy and pulling it in a random direction. Sometimes works

Just incredibly irritating.

You know like when you want to sleep but you're too drunk, so you keep running back and forth to the bog. Hoping the last trip will be all thats needed and the room will stop spinning and kindly let you die.

Yeh.

Well like that, but with pissing, and for longer. I can sleep when hungry, but bodily functions need listening to.
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[Fawbish]

You do conjur some lovely mental images Dragonfly
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[Dragonfly]

[Visitor Q]

[Fawbish]

Well, I certainly wouldnt want what me dad had.


Had to have the thing where they shove a camera down there.

IN the fucking japs.


I mean.


Just.



Come on. Just, no. Im not doing it. *shudders*
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[LustyLew]

Could possibly have an STI..!

Have you been poking your pork sword somewhere you shouldn't?

GP may want to take swabs and samples, or send you to the GUM clinic.

Thinking about it, they'll probably send you there anyway.
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[Dragonfly]

No I feel sorry for men here with swabs. I got them done for tests the other day (normal preg stuff) and it f*cking hurt! I thought she stuck a spike up me with a submarine shaped clear type device so The male eqivelent would be alot worse I would say.


Again I am painting such a nice picture.

[MinhDinh]

[Tonka]

My very elementary diagnosis.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/cystitis1.shtml

It's a possible and not infectious!
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[Hetzer]

I had that Bonny, and it's fvcking horrible. I had ABs for the only STI I've ever had, and I drank beer on top of them. I was fine until I took a piss, then I was having to stop the car literally every two or three minutes and run into the bushes for another non-pee. Pure misery. It passed after a couple of hours fortunately.
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[hellkat]

Where's yer new job, luv?
Seen that you got it, somewhere along the line, in another thread, well done for that, just wondered whereabouts (long commute).

re penile problems: sorry can't help, can only recommend John Coffey, like the drink but not spelt the same. He may be dead though. Or possibly not even a real person

re insomnia: ditto, can't help: mr hellkat suffers immensely with same; I sleep like the veritable babe that I am.

I don't suppose a blowjob would help?
(not that I'm offering)
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[Dragonfly]

[hellkat]