Engineers at the MCN Motorcycle Show

[Kal]

A group of Japanese engineers met up at the MCN Motorcycle Show, later in the toilets a Kawasaki Engineer was scrubbing his hands and said to the others "At Kawasaki we meticulously clean every part of the bike before it leaves the factory"

Not to be outdone the Suzuki engineer next to him retorted with "At Suzuki we make sure every piece is spotless before we consider assembling the bike" as he cleaned under his fingernails

The Honda engineer at the urinal shook, zipped and walked straight for the door with the words "At Honda we don't piss on our hands"
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We were in having a meal over xmas and in the loos my American Cousin said to my dad "In America they teach us to wash out hands properly", to which my dad said "In Britain they teach us not to piss on our hands".

True story, I pissed myself.

Luckily, I was by a urinal with my penis out at the time.
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I thought Suzuki weren't going to the MCN show this year?

[Kal]