snowballs

[salty21]

just got home from nipping to the shops for some ciggys and on the way there i was pootling up this icy/snowy side road, trying not to let it get the better of me (again) when a snowball clouted me right on the side of the head , it knocked me off balance a bit and had a bit of a wobble but kept it right side up.

when i looked over my shoulder theres a bunch of, wait for it....... girls! practically rolling about on the floor with laughter.
I didn't know what to do so just carried on and went for me lamberts and kept me eyes peeled on the way back, but they had scarpered.

i would expect such tom foolery from young lads but not 15-16 year old girls WTF
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94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

[Reppyboyo]

yay chavs!

[hectashouse]

same happened to me earlier on the way back from having a nice long ride lol

but looks like i drew the short strew it wasn't girls lol it was a bunch of boys

because i wasn't on a icy road i left sharpish


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[BanditsHigh]

What you'd like to do ... get off the bike and kick their frickin dumb ass little heads in.

What you actually do, report it to the police.

Sorry, but these young twats just don't have a feckin brain cell between them ... they just can't see the possible outcome of such a dumb action.

I had a youngster chuck somethin at me once ... soon stopped laughing and started running when I slammed the brakes on, turned the bike round and chased him ... only got away when he jumped over a wall!!

Glad you stayed on mate

[spike_Alike]

I had to stop my friends throwing snowballs at passing motorcycles I can see why it could be funny, but when you actually own a bike you realise how dangerous/annoying it is.
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[The Original Muzza]

When I was a young rapscallion we used to throw only at cars and buses. No one would ever throw at a biker, not even the real cunts, just wasn't on. Always aimed at BMW's and police cars

Having said that my village has turned into a place of quiet, well natured youngsters since I left school. Have been on buses past few days, and not a single snowball off the bus.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[bootsbiker]

I just saw on tv that the emergency services had 15000 calls about snow balls... OMG
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[salty21]

if i was on a main road with good surface i probably would have found it funny but when all my concentration is set on staying upright thats probably the last thing you want, its like on takeshi's castle when the funny chinese folk run across a wobbly suspension bridge and a cannon fires footballs at them
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94 CB400 Super Four ---- 2000 VTR SP1 (sold) ---- 08 ninja p8f(sold, meh) ----05 CBR600rr

[Ariel Badger]

It is not good but trying to stop kids chucking snow is like trying to stop rabbits porking each other.
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[damz]

i was sadly riding a 50cc Pizza hut scooter in a bright red jacket........ i was the biggest target in the world and must have had at least half a dozen balls thrown at me every delivery, thankfully it was really cold so the neds were in their houses later on in the night.

got good tips tho
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[m3-paul]

Got a dent on my nearside door because some little prick launched an ice laden snowball at the car . Would have loved to have re-educated the little s***. Car was dent free pre this. Had my young kids in the back and I reckon it could have had the potential to break the window, it was like throwing a stone to dent the way it did.

If I have a snowball hit me 'if' I am on the bike they had better be quicker than me (if I am still/can remain upright ).

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[Knacker]

You should punched the small fat 1 and raped the Biggest 1
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[neil.]

Got hit on the helmet by one on Monday down the A12 around the Romford area. Didn't see who did it as there was a park full of kids in the general direction it came from. Twats.
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[Paivi]

[Acemastr]

All the fun is getting a nice clump of snow, compacting it as much as humanly possible, and hitting someone square in the ear!
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2016 Toyota Tacoma Limited

[Alex-RS]

[Thom]

I knocked my mate clean off his ped this morning, i felt shit. Him being the cunt he is decided to speed up when he saw me crossing the road, coincidently i was holding a snow ball.

I belted it at him and hit him square in the face (He was wearing a moto-x style lid). off the back he went.

It was bloody funny though we both agreed and i swiftly got scrubbed as well.

Only damage was a break lever which i gave him a replacement for

If it was me and i didnt know the lads/lasses i'd seriously kick off though.
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[rac3r]

[Stelmer]

Somebody lobbed a snowball with a stone in it at the company car the other day.

Luckily it only chipped the back window. Could've been nasty if I was on the bike.

[Fnatic]

Was out delivering chinese with my cousin and these chavs came around the alley and launched and ice-ball at the car.

They run off and my cousin wheelspun after them in pursuit. We found them but they were going down an alley. We went to were it met but couldn't find them.

Then about 30 minutes later, their aparent "brother" who is 23 said leave them alone ... "They are kids". They should learn to not damage property then.

Cunts.

[iooi]

[Stelmer]

Ironic thing about it is that if we threw one back, we'd get prosecuted and made into something evil by the press...

[Im-a-Ridah]

There's a few chavvy's kids live near me, was walking to shops with my mate and had a major snowball fight with one of them in the street, was good fun

[Matthie]

I seriously can't believe some of these replies!

We were throwing snowballs at cars the whole time, it is abit of snow and happens once a year. Fair enough if it causes damage by throwing ice ect or if people go for bikers you can complain but just a snowball hitting a car? Seriously.

It got so much funnier when people thinking they are the fun police stop their cars. We were walking when 2 younger boys that were infront of us hit this car with a snowball that was going past (snowball exploded on windscreen no damage or anything just a normal snowball). The guy came to a stop and the younger kids started running so me and my mates (a fair bit older and bigger than the kids that had thrown the first hits) all picked up snowballs and started pelting his car. He soon fecked off.

Another was a rudeboi who stopped in his corsa when I missed his car! He was watching me as I skimmed his roof with one, he stopped we all turned around, started walking towards his car lobbing more, once again he pissed off sharpish.
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