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B10Hazard
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 Posted: 23:45 - 18 Feb 2009  Post subject: Stupid Rizzla's .... |
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I have had to roll the same fag 3 times 
Attempt 1 . . get baccy out start rolling, all good. Lick the rizzla . . . all good, Go to stick it down . . . rolled the wrong way round !!!!!!
Attempt 2 . . Try again. Rolled fag to perfection, put it in my mouth light it, brilliant !. go to take a puff and its stuck to my lip, rip it of my lip taking skin off, bleeding !, and as i rip it off, fag paper rips !
Attempt 3 . . ( by this time fu**ed off ). Rolled, perfect !. Smoking the fag, chilling out. Then .... Comes unstuck . Went in the kitchen to tell my dad, he called me a daft tw*t. ( this gave me ditermination )
Attempt 4  . . . Smoking as we speek .
Serious fail !1
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| TUG |
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TUG
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Posted: 23:50 - 18 Feb 2009  Post subject: |
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One day... You will be the rizla master! GOTTA ROLL THEM ALL!  
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Louise
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| Posted: 19:33 - 19 Feb 2009 Post subject: |
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Done that a few times - not to that extent but licking the wrong side
(Have I just opened up a can of worms )
But also after failing once, re-roll to only spark with the butt at the wrong end  |
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Dragonfly
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Posted: 19:40 - 19 Feb 2009  Post subject: |
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I hate when the pack is wet and they come out all joined. Or your last is the one on back to front.  The rizla orange ones do not stick and are as thick as photo paper.
I wish I never came in here as I dont smoke anymore and havnt done in ages and I really want a rolly but cant! I went cold turkey and I cannot go back  I must carry on! if only eating my entire kicthen cupboad content wasnt a side effeect here. |
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Mudskipper
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| Posted: 19:57 - 19 Feb 2009 Post subject: Re: Stupid Rizzla's .... |
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| BioHazard wrote: | Attempt 2 . . Try again. Rolled fag to perfection, put it in my mouth light it, brilliant !. go to take a puff and its stuck to my lip, rip it of my lip taking skin off, bleeding !, and as i rip it off, fag paper rips ! |
That's my regular fail, especially in winter. Fucking hurts! 
Also had the 'rolling nicely stood outside, when a huge drop of water come down from the gutter above and breaks your lovely fag in half' one.
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yandy_yay
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| Posted: 20:14 - 19 Feb 2009 Post subject: Re: Stupid Rizzla's .... |
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LOL try huddling under your own jacket in the middle of fecking nowhere struggle for a while and several attemps to roll a decent fag in the pouring rain, only to find that your fecking lighter is water logged, by the time i'd got the damn thing to light my fag was pretty wet, still smoked the b@stard though !
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Kal
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