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PostPosted: 08:33 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Lee Evans Reply with quote

BIG Live at the 02.

Fucking comedy genius!

Haven't slept yet, watching it now and I love his new matrerial.

I quite liked his songs at the end of XL Tour as well.
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lee fuccking Evans is an sweaty little oxyen thief. Norman Wisdom looky-likey without the talent.

And, to be fair, Wisdom's only talent was falling over.

Evans is comedy's equivalent to goatse.cx man.

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PostPosted: 09:18 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you like him as well then?..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am with Bazza.
About as funny as cancer 1950s throw back Butlins Redcoat wannabe.
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like him I got that dvd for xmas to Very Happy Loved the XL tour I needed my inhaler for that I laughed so much.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont think hes that funny tbh..

and if you KNOW you sweat that much on stage.. why would you keep wearing suits!?

i just dont get it.. he must own a line of launderettes or something
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He just runs about and shouts. My 3 year old cousin does the same when he's had sweets.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is ok, much better when you see him live, i saw his last one, back last year.

Much prefer jimmy carr, frankie boyle etc.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

the guys quality, i watched him live at the o2 when they was filming the dvd,

if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

zxrmike26 wrote:
if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing


Or just have a different idea of what comedy is.
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

zxrmike26 wrote:
if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing


If you do find him funny, your mental development arrested at age six.
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PostPosted: 13:05 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find Lee Evans lame to be honest. I don't think he's got much diversity of material: it's mostly "gendered" comedy, a take on men versus woman, most of which is not really very astute, and plays to very rigid stereotypes of men and women.

When I watych Evans, I always feel that his comedy misses the mark: it's like, "it would be funny, if your jokes about woemn's behaviour were ground in reality".

Also trying to 'humourise' unamusing spoken jokes with excess/disordered body movement grows boring after awhile. It works for slapstick, like Wisdim in the 50's, but it's not really the stuff of stand up.





Better comedians are:
Doug Stanhope
Bob Newhart
Robert Klein
Mitch Fatel
George Carlin

Carlin's aiport joke is legendary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagVklB4VHQ


etc, etc.
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
zxrmike26 wrote:
if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing


If you do find him funny, your mental development arrested at age six.


u must be old, he's not the funniest but u cant deny he is funny
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

zxrmike26 wrote:
u cant deny he is funny


I can. I have. I still do, and will continue to do so. And you, my little dullard, can take a long, hard suck on my rusty sherrif's badge.
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does age have anything to do with finding him funny? In fact he is a throw back to the late 1950s, what is known as "The Shyte Age of British comedy". I just phoned my 30 year old daughter to ask if she finds Lee Evans funny "Funny, is he bolloxs funny, he is a kynt and a rather dull one at that".
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the thread should be renamed "Lee Evans haters unite" Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

zxrmike26 wrote:
if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing


I'm 24, he's shit.

Some of his material is funny but it's ruined by him running around screaming like a homosexual who just bought a new dildo.

Never have found him funny, we had a thread on a comedy forum where we talked about comics that we just don't "get". Lee Evans came up tops on that one because nobody there could understand his popularity.
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to find him very funny and when I saw him live I found him funny, however I laugh at pretty much anything live so no mean feat.

What I like is when you think someone is crap and then turns out to be hilarious. A recent example for me being Michael McIntyre. On every panel show I had ever seen him on I always thought he was awful and not funny. I watched his DVD and i'm not sure i've ever laughed as hard as I did that day. Probably because it was so unexpected.

I do find though, that some of his mannerisms are similar to Lee Evans, however I think he is generally funnier. I loved his sketch on Argos stores. "When you go to collect your item, it is like sitting in the theatre for the poor." Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"Funny, is he bolloxs funny, he is a kynt and a rather dull one at that"


She sounds lovely Neutral
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Parcel-forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrccccceeee! Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 18:25 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

RS2MATRIX wrote:
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"Funny, is he bolloxs funny, he is a kynt and a rather dull one at that"


She sounds lovely Neutral


She is, teaching in a primary school has taught her a lot of bad words though.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still haven't slept Very Happy.

Anywho, yer I really like Jimmy Carr as well. Saw him live last year and met him afterwards, really nice guy. He signed my ticket (and my mates) and I asked him to sign my post "To Ebay".....he didn't Sad .......he signed it "To the lucky bidder" Twisted Evil .
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 21 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use to hate him when many liked him. Now that everyone hates him, I've started to like him. Well I saw about 10 mins the other day, and for once, he was quite funny.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 22 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
zxrmike26 wrote:
if you dont find him funny your either too old or just dead inside Laughing


I'm 24, he's shit.

Some of his material is funny but it's ruined by him running around screaming like a homosexual who just bought a new dildo.

Never have found him funny, we had a thread on a comedy forum where we talked about comics that we just don't "get". Lee Evans came up tops on that one because nobody there could understand his popularity.


I'm 24, he's funny.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 22 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is crap.
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