who would win in a fight ......

[chillpill]

100 midgets or a lion ?

[twotakt]

*Yawn*
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[chillpill]

go to bed then

[Tristan.]

Are any of the midgets armed with an oily toothbrush or a paddock stand?

[OssY]

i would feed 100 midgets to a lion just to see the outcome...

[twotakt]

[Stelmer]

GOOGLEFIGHT!!!!

[damz]

i remember a news story a few years ago an owner of some crappy countries midget wrestling league made a bet that his league could fight against a lion and win, many midgets were lost in the fight and it was eventually forfeited as they were all going to die eventually.

however after it made its rounds on the net it was discovered to be fake, although funny.
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[K0rnIsAFAGGOT]

https://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=chillpill&word2=jackdim

[OssY]

[chillpill]

[chillpill]

i reckon if the midgets used teamwork and were organised they could do it by just overpowering it and beating it too death with there teeny weeny fists

[tribal_tiger]

100 midgets AND a lion Vs Polar Bear?
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[Fawbish]

Polar Bear would beat the shit out of anything.


300lbs/square inch of smashing pressure with two paws.

Can crack ice thats a couple of foot thick. A lions head and a midget wouldnt stand a chance.


However. Can we bring weapons into play?
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[tribal_tiger]

What weapons are we talking about? I think anything more than pointy stick and maybe a blade or two would be unfair!
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[Fawbish]

hmm, no ranged weapons.


Small knifes would be fair, as the Lion and Polar Bear have "natural weapons" however, the midgets have the advantage of numbers.


Also, where is the fight set? Different territory/environment could be advantageous to all three competitor types.

Lion - Savanna

Polar Bear - Snow Drifts

Midgets - Urban Warfare and/or Circus back ground.
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[MinhDinh]

Many a time I have been caught on youtube watching lion vs hyena's and elephants vs giraffes etc by my boss
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[Tonka]

Oh, it's clearly just me that misread the title as MIDGES not midgets and I was thinking 'it's obvious isn't it, for anyone that's ever been to Scotland? Midges would win every time'

I think I didn't get enough sleep last night, sorry
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[pyx_e]

Midgets, every time.

Short people have so much pent up anger at not being able to reach the top shelf in supermarkets they just explode into violence at the drop of a hat. Nasty little feckers.
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[Tonka]

[pyx_e]

Yeah but it is just one more acid drop on your cold dusty short-arse heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
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[tribal_tiger]

[thegubner]

Can we throw jean claude van dam into the mix somewhere?

If its in vegas and you have got water AND land then you HAVE to have the spectacle that is the high kicking, slow grunting, sloping smile of a man.

Bring on the muscles from brussles.

[warped one]

Tutton = 28000
Wet paper bag = 246000

Me = 277000
Wet paper bag = 246000

So from now on mate, when people tell you that you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, it's true ha ha ha

Cheers

Warped
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