How do you get women to sleep with you?

[Blue_SV650S]

Well not sleep ... you know 'bump uglies'
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.

[McGee]

Usually by poking them with a knife or putting a gun in their face.

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Silver]

https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00451/cash_682_451380a.jpg

or

https://authenticsteroids.com/imgp/Rohypnol-1mg30tabs.jpg

[mooserx]

charm, guile and gentle persuasion.


















if that fails just get em drunk
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TL1000r-handful.

[Skudd]

Claw hammer and rope.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[warped one]

Hey thats my family thing, so stop stealing Mr Sutcliffs ideas.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[MinhDinh]

Crappy poems don't work, especially if they are lesbian. Ahem Mudskipper
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Hit the G spot.

[Shaun]

Is this a serious thread?

Be an alpha male, this doesn't mean beat the shit out of everyone just don't be a loser.

[Ariel Badger]

Make them laugh, listen to them and tell them about the 6mm titanium PA.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[hellkat]

Are you asking for tips?
Or are you taking a survey?

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Ahhh, Ariel, ya nearly had me hooked there, till that last bit.
A lucky escape for you, then.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Flip]

[Moonie]

Err, talk to them?
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Don't practice it until you get it right, practice it until you don't get it wrong.
Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile

[MinhDinh]

In truth, I think that being able to talk to a girl and make her laugh is the key. Being able to make everyone laugh in front of her is also an extra bonus.

Personally, I find that it's so much easier to get a girl laid if she is drunk and in yates or somewhere. Buying her drinks and dancing with her and every other girl is fun but also a hook, line and sinker. Only problem with that is, if you're smashed then you might get wake up, look at her in the daylight and realise she is not hot as first thought.

Talking is cool if for me I personally like the girl and she is something special though. That's the best method to see if you both like each other. I'll notice slight flirting from her and the 'you are sexy' eye contact.
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Hit the G spot.

[hellkat]

I've b een wondering about my current boss on that front. He makes that sort of eye contact a bit too often; ever so slightly flirty. At first I thought it was me, but now I'm *sure* its not ... he blushed the other day, so I know it's not my imagination.

I really must start wearing less cleavage in the office.
Just as well I'm only there temporarily.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[bootsbiker]

i been asking the same question all my life... Having cash always helps
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https://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[MinhDinh]

[hellkat]

I currently have cleavage as my FB profile.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[MinhDinh]

[hellkat]

How bizarre that you have not thought to check your list of friends of friends
Call yourself a stalker?

I like a man with initiative.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[MinhDinh]

[bazza]

https://homepage1.nifty.com/kouzai/images3/duck_tape.jpg


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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[Catalyst]

[Blue_SV650S]

[Mudskipper]

Show them my tits.
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"You're clumsy, you eat too much and you behave like a 12 year old boy. But you know what? Every once in a while, you find a thumb."