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McGee
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Guiz.

I needs money for a new bike, paypal accepted.

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PostPosted: 20:01 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screw them both.

I'm unemployed and I really need a new bike to help me in my pursuit of having a brand new bike for free.

Help me fellow bikers.

Cash only pls.
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DO ONE............. Mad
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

my heart bleeds purple piss for you.................... Middle Finger Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it koz I is Black?
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah explosions, thats nothing I need more money because my front tyre imploded not only are my legs broken but my nose is too.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id feel really slack if this was real.
but the likely hood is not Laughing
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Re: Biker in need of help Reply with quote

one4allUNITE wrote:
I'm out of options.


You mean you've aready tried to sue the tyre manufacturer?
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

'raised $0, no contributors' Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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and with what money we had put together, we are still short

so's your brother with 2 broken legs
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riichy
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Al stick a penny in for lafff Wink


Then again its probably some internet scam and in ten mins they will have cleared my bank account. Shocked better not
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

rac3r wrote:
'raised $0, no contributors' Laughing Laughing Laughing


I felt sorry and had to 'Chip in'. Laughing
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

riichy wrote:
Al stick a penny in for lafff Wink


Then again its probably some internet scam and in ten mins they will have cleared my bank account. Shocked better not


I just did.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't got a Brother

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PostPosted: 20:42 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey now come on guys, this could very well be real and then you'll all feel pretty bad Confused

I'll set the ball rolling by donating £2000.

The thing is, the money is held in my bank in Swaziland, of which nation i am a prince and heir to the throne. I need £200 to hire mercenaries to overthrow the corrupt regime that has exiled me and then I can get my £2000 and donate it to your cause. If you send the money by Western Union money transfer I can endeavour to have the donation to you by the end of the month.
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pictures or it didn't happen. Thumbs Up

Still getting no cash though, It's just as I like to see blood and guts.
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was involved in a toe stubbing accident nearly 2 hours ago (while legally walking in my socks) and need to raise funds for a big bag of weed to ease the pain. I thought my BCF buddies would help me out, seeing as you don't even know who the hell I am.

Paypal your donations to toecrisis@givememoney.com thankyouplease.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh, I wish I had enough karma to rate posts. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did someone say DONUT?
I'll have the Krispy Kreme with the chocolate icing and the white goo in the middle, ta.







Oh Crying or Very sad ... you said DONATE ...

Well, I'm feeling generous so I'll donate karma to ^^^ this loser ^^^ rather than actual cash money to the original poster.
(although I am tempted to go round to Mudskippers and help her smoke her bag of donated weed which I havent donated, but am waiting for someone else to donate)
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

she's a dirty romanian gypo
https://forum.emag.ro/mihai-andreescu87-106962-106962.html
its the 21st century don't ya know even gypo's are stepping it up
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edit while we are on the point of giving away money


give to all the blind kittens out there,
https://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KQZkmNG0rT0wFM:https://farm1.static.flickr.com/65/195492298_40c5efc9aa.jpg
https://thepoorblindkittens.chipin.com/kitten-blindness
ill thank you (as the money goes to me)
and most importantly the kittens will thank you

i beg you think of all the poor kittens!!!!
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'll have the Krispy Kreme with the chocolate icing and the white goo in the middle, ta.


Katherine, this is BCF.

You have just asked for the white goo in the chocolate ring. This is foolish. You may nominate a substitute, but she must be family. And called Anita.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

*stamps foot perplexedly*
Go away you horrible man.
I did not ask for the chocolate ring.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 25 Feb 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww blind kitties

*empties contents of smallchange jar into account of blindkitty scam man*
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