Bike stolen then found

[Tristan.]

About a week ago me and Matt(sprattuk) had a run in with some urban youths, while stood next to our bikes on my road. The usual talk big then back the fuck down stuff. As they walked off they shouted "keep an eye on your bikes" couple days later I met three of them and had a similar thing, ended in me walking off, getting half a brick thrown at/near me, me turning round and them running away.

Anyway this morning my mates CG was missing, which was parked on the road outside, and has been parked in the same garden as my FZR for the past week, it's not much of a stretch to guess it was these fine young men (for one thing there's a ZXR400 on the same road with no security either)

Did a bit of looking round this morning, about an hour with two bikes but found nothing, then got a call from police saying it's in a prak 5 mins walk from my house.

Bikes owner went to uni and I went to have a look, and found it hidden at the back, in some thick bushes with a 10 yard 'path' type thing leading too it, no other way out of the bushes, and a couple picnic benches in full view of the entrance to said thicket. Bikes owner is going to pick it up with the police in a bit, and told me not to do anything, so I didnt, and came home for a microwave lasgne.

Now, I don't think it's a stretch to say the scrotes will be back to have a play with it either after school, or when it gets darker.

Thoughts?

[supZ]

stash the CG back in the bushes where you found it and run a cable off it to the mains of a nearby house.

sit back and wait for the fireworks ^^
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[Faldo]

Was the bike just left there on show waiting to be nicked? My advice would be to invest in some form of security, or else this will become a weekly game of 'find the CG'.
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[Cigaro]

Why didn't you pick it up and take it home then and there? Now the police will probably steal it for themselves and your mate will have to pay to get it out of storage.

[MaybeGuy]

tut tut. 4 or 5 of them ageing from around 15-19ish and they were seen off single handedly.
''theyre nothing but a bunch of slaggs''
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Tristan.]

Lol, far too much to type.

Bike owner went to pick it up with a housemate, and me and Matt (endless nameless, my other housemate) got a paniced call saying "can you come meet us, there's kids following us"

Me and Matt went to find them, with 4 or so ugly dregs following them, these ones where younger than the ones from the other day, ~15 year olds, me and Matt had words with them while the bikes where pushed away, the usual fronting up "why are you covered in oil" "nah look at your haircut" bollocks, while we tried (and failed) to keep a straight face.

They backed down, then threw rocks at us as we walked off, me and Matt got back to bike owner and housemate, who had called the police. Then we walked back and started putting all the bikes in the garage.

Turns out that the kids arrived in the bush as the bike was being recovered, so they blatently knew it was there, and almost certainly knew who took it/took it.

Anyway, fucks sake as we got the FZR in the garage they came round the alleyway corner as the door shut and they went into next doors bloody garden. Next door have the police round about once a month.

So three of us are in the garage at the end of the garden, with them in next doors garden, with a short fence between us. Figured it''s best they dont know which garage is ours so we stayed there for fucking ages.

Then we came in for biscuits. Apparently one of them was waving a metal pole around. I thought it was a bit of an overreaction, but these shits are unpredictable, not fussed with getting in a scrap with the older ones, but how hard is it to knock a bike off it's stand/cover it in brake fluid.

Knobheads.

[Endless Nameless]

[tutton]

Sounds like theres nothing your going to be able to do now,
they'll probably have someone hang around at some point and check which house/garage you go into and then theyll try again for fun?
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[ms51ves3]

Time to invest in a crossbow me thinks.

[Endless Nameless]

[tutton]

Sounds like youve done everything you can at this kind of notice.
There only oppertunist kids so, likely to just get them kick it over or scratch it up than steal it if its a pain in the arse to move now
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[skeppy]

lol amusing stuff... just smash their heads in or higher some goons to do it when someone gives the impression they want to take something that is mine i just give them the stare of death which warns of most predictors
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[Endless Nameless]

Only worry is they'll find some petrol and send the whole lot up in flames. Bikes are probably too tightly packed to knock over hard enough to do much damage, fingers crossed. Well, except the Turbo, we're hoping they'll try and climb in that way and it'll fall on them

Oh, the brakes on my CG, which is probably the easiest and most desirable to pinch (in terms of ragaroundaparkability), have been removed for cleaning. They've been put back together, but I've not got around to tightening them up yet
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[tutton]

You know if they steal it and hurt themselfs now they can sue you for that? silly i know
same as if they smash your front room window through trying to climb through and fall on a butchers knife on the floor you can get sued too!
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[MinhDinh]

So basically, you and matt have quite big mouths on here on oscassion, and yet do nothing in real life? Surely You have your own weapons? With a type of group like this, you really need to square up to them and fuck one up. If you don't then you'll be fucked for a while until they get bored.

The only thing is, if you fuck one up, you will get a retaliation, and it could lead to much worse.

I mean, how can you let them throw stones at you and just walk off? Grow some damn balls ffs. Very surprised not even one of you got angry and smacked them up.
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[Endless Nameless]

S' OK, I've not got a butcher's knife.

The CG is off the road and I've been doing the brakes, nowt wrong with that. And the Turbo is where it is 'cos you can't get the wheelie bins into the back yard otherwise.

Honest.

The cops know the kids (and our neighbours) anyway. I suspect they'd turn a blind eye if, say, a bike did fall on them.
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A2 passed 22/07/08; restriction up 22/07/10 (just so I don't forget)
'79 Suzuki GS550E. Yes, that's a GS550, not a GS500.
Supersports "In a video editing competition I'd kick your sorry ass"

[Tristan.]

Haha, you want me to start a fight with 15 year olds? After fetching a weapon? Funniest thing I've read all day.

If you read it, when the older ones threw a half brick at me the other day I did try to vent my displeasure, they fucked off.

If you had any experience with these kinds of people you'd know that whatever you do to them one on one, unless you have a name for yourself/your gang you get it repayed either by sneaky shit, like property.vehichal damage, or you get shit kicked out of you by their bigger mates. And we are hardly the ones mouthing off in this situation. To be honest the look on their face when they realise you're not scared of them and they're not willing to do anything is a win for me.

And if I'd known it was them that took it when me and Matt O(E,N) arrived today I probably would of hit one of them, which would certainly of led to a bad situation.

[Endless Nameless]

[MaybeGuy]

[tutton]

https://swordfight.org/images/bullet-tooth-tony.jpg
So your the big dick and youve brought your 2 fagot balls, you thought you smelt some pussy but the only thing here is a dose that would make you wish you were born a woman.
Weird how such a small thing has started this off aint it?
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[Endless Nameless]

Awesome as that film is, it doesn't really apply here... and I was ranting at MinhDinh not you anyroad
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'79 Suzuki GS550E. Yes, that's a GS550, not a GS500.
Supersports "In a video editing competition I'd kick your sorry ass"

[MinhDinh]

[MinhDinh]

[Endless Nameless]

Yeah. Right. So, if we make lots of noise about it and bash a few heads, half the big council estate round the corner these kids are from definitely won't be waiting at the end of the street for us?

There are four of us. We're hardly a mob. And no, I think it's safe to say none of us are tough nuts like you so obviously are.

Well, Matt might be.
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'79 Suzuki GS550E. Yes, that's a GS550, not a GS500.
Supersports "In a video editing competition I'd kick your sorry ass"

[MinhDinh]

Okay after reading it all slowly, I still feel you should have done more.

How many live at your property? Are you guys medium build etc?

Any pics of your garage and house? How easy is it for them to get to?

What weapons do you have? Baseball bat? Metal poles? Gold club? Knife? How easy is it to access these?

Do you have friends who can come to your house within 5 mins?

How many people can you get together? If you need to reck some of them, how soon, and how oraganised can you be?

If you can get atleast 3 cars, that will be intimidating for them if 2 cars park outside a house and 5 guys go out. Carry weapons on you, and make sure none of them go on the phone. Make sure you have 2 friends, which are both on the phone to one car each.

Any trouble, rush them but whatever you do, plan it with all, and make it fast.
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