Mr Fisty's bottle of bum burner Pt 2

[Ariel Badger]

Many of you will remember Mr Fisty's troubles with a bottle of Dragon's blood special Reserve Chilli Sauce just after Xmas.
I can update on the situation. I inherited the bottle from him and gave it a try this afternoon and I have posted the result on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MNG1UNYRY
I gave it a couple of min's and let the heat kick in and posted number two vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np76YljmIKw
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[pyx_e]

LOL, nutter. You forgot to add:

"Don't try this at home kids."
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[quacker_boy]

Your face when you're dolloping it on the toast, it's just filled with so much intent and passion

On the other side of things, I wish I had a teacher like you when I was at school, you look cool as fuck!
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[Bikeless]

"Hope he hasn't put any bodily fluids in it",

Ariel,i thought you would have quite a broad brummy accent but you sound quite distinguished.

[Dragonfly]

I subscribeb to you to keep an eye on you

[Moonie]

You sir are a mental.

You're gonna be licking taht off the moustache and gasping for days
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[Ariel Badger]

Thanks for the kindness peoples. a quarter of an hour after ingestion I was hit by heartburn from hell ( always get it from capsicum concentrates) and was doubled up popping indigestion tabs like a deranged raver in an E factory with a very long Friday night lined up.
The mouth burn was very pleasant and I enjoyed it far more than I thought I would but the gut thing was not nice.
I had a couple of Y10 girls working in the room so my language was rather restrained but the accent is all my own, I think it is very thick and do not like listening to myself talk.
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[Moonie]

Don't be worried about your accent, Everyone thinks I'm very thick and I still love hearing myself talk.

Oh.......your accent's thick..........I see
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[s44678]

I heard some of that stuff is so hot it can potentially weld your nipsy closed upon exit from the body.

Happened to some kind at school. Had to stick a knitting needle up there to re-open it. Poor bastard.

Or maybe it was a dream. Not sure.

[Ariel Badger]

I meant thick as in heavy but it does have implications.
The Birmingham accent is the least popular in the country. No one from Brum gets to answer phones professionally.
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[Fisty]

You sir are mental. Glad you enjoyed it! Why on earth are you not on fire? That stuff is so hot im supprised the bottle dosent melt.
Oddly you sound just like my dad, he is from kingstanding!
And no, there were no bodily fluids in it!!!
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[SlimRick]

Top Man Made my mouth water on the first vid when you put it on the toast!

[virus]

Fair play Wali, I still find tobasco sauce a bit hot sometimes.
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[Charlie]

I think I have thought of a new thread, posting videos or yourself on youtube doing a set task.... need to think of a task though.

I enjoyed that video not just because you were eating some silly hot sauce but because it showed a little more of who the legendary 1930 Ariel is.
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[Ariel Badger]

[TUG]

*Note to self
Must meet ariel, photograph proof of legend, video stories of his, make BCF shrine...
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[lllN30lll]

may as well post this, this was last week sometime and i can't even remember doing it, the glass's are full of Bells Whisky what I was drinking, and the lines on the table were big lines of Dragons Blood

I woke up the next day and found this on my phone, can't remember taking the video, or even doing the dare.

*PS sorry if I sound weird, i was wasted.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/lllN30lll/th_Movie-1.jpg
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[TUG]

Lol wtf n3o my sides are killin, an ur gunna be fixin my xbox? lmfao.
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Haz ER-5, innit!

[lllN30lll]

I was a state apparently, passed out on the kitchen floor, then got given a "super wedgie" and lost my underwear, then carried to bed.
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[Visitor Q]

As you're so butch, dare you to do a line of Cinnamon, filmed. That is savage in all kinds of weird ways.
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[Ariel Badger]

If you want " Nasal agony" try snorting Mustard or Wasabi powder.
It hits a lot quicker as they are water soluble whereas capsicum is not.
If it hurts you or makes you blind it is not my fault. I am just saying how it is not recomending you try.
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[Ariel Badger]

[Visitor Q]

[thegubner]

There was a big thing about snorting cinnamon on the radio/telly a while ago.

All the muppets were doing it.

Snorting cinnamon! That is nearly as pointless as lukevfr still being alive.