The death of the insult

[Ariel Badger]

Now all one hears is the standardised American insult...
Mo fo
Kock Sucker
Bytch
Pussy
Prick
Etc.
What has happened to the insults of my youth?
Fugh pig
Spunk bubble
Blood klaat
Raz klaart
Boycott Hollywood cursing, uphold your native traditions for being rude. The disneyisation of foul language must be stopped before it is too late
Fyck em.
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[Faldo]

, I called somebody a spunk bubble yesterday! Does that make me old fashioned or cool ?
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[Ariel Badger]

[Itchy]

The problem is people say what? , and you have to explain it to them which sort of reduces the impact of the insult markedly.
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[Faldo]

[Ariel Badger]

I can bad mouth in ...
English,
French,
Ndebeli,
Russian,
Urdu,
Punjabi,
Oh the benefits of a classical education
Oddly it is not possible to swear in hebrew. As it is a biblical language it contains no cursing so one is reduced to using Polish or Russian to get your point across.
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[warped one]

I call people "Spunk buble" but with the twist of the word monkey added to it sop it becomes Monkey Spunk Bubble.

Modern Classic?

Cheers

Warped
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

nob wipe
smeg face
tit 'ead
dick wad
arsewipe
flange features
nob jockey

all old and all in current use, but i do like the classic Arnie line ' f##k you arsehole'

Pat
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[steppen22]

[Flip]

I've reached the stage in life where everyone is a c*nt.

[hellkat]

I used to have a Shakespearian insult generator, and an aussie insult generator, dunno where they went.

Damn fine insults they produced.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[rumppole]

Thou pribbling pox-marked pumpion!
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[mooserx]

[Polo]

I'm still using 'spaz' and 'Joey'.

I am also a fan of 'pigs helmet' too though I am not sure if this is a wider used term?
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My mum smells your fingers

[mistergixer]

[pyx_e]

I find the best insults alude to character rather than looks or behaviour. Therefore I prefer things like;- "Weak willed coward" At a push I will resort to "Asshat."
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

"Stupid cow", "twat" and "spaz" seem to cover most requirements.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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[Mudskipper]

Spazfuck
Wankbag
Cock-wangler
Fuckwit
Fucknuts
Dicksplat
Cuntchops
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[Cigaro]

Twatface, mongoloid, wankstain, twazzock, twunt, fuckwit, tosspot, bumbaclaat (another Jamacian one).

[hellkat]

I'm currently sticking with traditional "spaz", "dur-brain" and "nuttor" for non-abusive insults
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[thegubner]

My old boss used to call me a spunky little heamarroid fairly regularly.

Is that cool?

[Walloper]

Nothing has as much verbal power than

Git tae fuck ya bawbag ye!


I have never been asked to repeat that.
Learn Scottish, it gets one's ideas 'out there' and rather eloquently
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[Walloper]

[stinkwheel]

The first ever written use of the word "fuck" was in Scots (verb, to hit, still sometimes used in this context in moder day Scots. "I fucked him roon' the heed wi a haemmer.").

Does nobody call other people a spoon or a chocolate any more?

Dipstick and plonker a la Del Boy?

Numpty?
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[SlimRick]

Spoon
Spanner
Tool
Knobber

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