Funny Slogans

[cal91]

Come on, you must have some.

Heres some.

Lifes a bitch, till you are fucking one.

If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead.

Oh and people have written this one all round my college 'I herd u leik mudkipz?'

Shit I know.
____________________
We are the Patriots! Love your country.

[B10Hazard]

I have non im afraid, but i dont want to see you thread fail as you like my tattoo.

So ill tell you a joke instead

Do you know at jade goodys funeral they are giving everybody there a little bag with some of her ashes in to remember her.

The vicker wanted every1 to have a goody bag.


crap init !
____________________
Current bike .. The police stole it
No longer any socks
Let me take you on a trip . . let me show the world in my eyes.

[cal91]

lmao

Yeah, the thread failed before it started
____________________
We are the Patriots! Love your country.

[Hoffy]

Make Poverty History.

Eat the homeless !!
____________________
Plagued by 1980s Suzuki 2 strokes !

[truslack]

[Dragonfly]

[The Artist]

A few of my favourites

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Off here but this ones good.

Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken so sometimes you have to stick it in a diabled one.