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Marcg868
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Silly question!!! Reply with quote

Right this is a really silly question for the medical people on the forum, but when i had my operation last monday i've basically had middle of my thigh shaved! Now im stumped as to why they'd done this? Is there a valid reason for it, like place a piece of equipment there. Or was it because the person doing the operation knew i was a nurse at the hospital and decided to have a piss about!

Answers please Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you check your anus straight after?

Just incase...
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, was to busy hallucinating off pain killers to move!!!!! just wondering why me leg was shaved, and now i have a big bald patch.
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you still have your bone marrow?
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

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PostPosted: 21:20 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like smooth thighs when i'm operating Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:19 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you have an epidural?
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 18 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah a General and a local at the incision site.
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PostPosted: 08:22 - 19 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid you weren't singled out, it's standard for everyone. They shaved your thigh to attach a diathermy plate to use monopolar diathermy.
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 19 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
I'm afraid you weren't singled out, it's standard for everyone. They shaved your thigh to attach a diathermy plate to use monopolar diathermy.

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PostPosted: 11:28 - 19 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
I'm afraid you weren't singled out, it's standard for everyone. They shaved your thigh to attach a diathermy plate to use monopolar diathermy.


Explain this one then, they shaved half of my pubes off! Perfect line down the middle, on the right hand side.

I figured it was to stop me getting any hair in my big feck off wound on my left thigh, but then again they would of shaved them all off (wish they had done really Laughing )
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 19 Mar 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
I'm afraid you weren't singled out, it's standard for everyone. They shaved your thigh to attach a diathermy plate to use monopolar diathermy.


Cheers, now i know Thumbs Up glad it was for a good reason, genuinly thought they were taking the piss Laughing
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