Your Epitaph

[Skudd]

Well with some celebs about to pop their clogs and there is a chance that some of us on here may not last the summer.

What do you think people would say about you and what would you like to be said?
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[hellkat]

A lady-of-the-coinage friend of mine says she wants :
"At least this will be the last time I go down"

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

So long as someone says "She always made us happy/laugh/smile", then my work here is done.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Flip]

"F*ck 'em".

[pyx_e]

"Nowhere near as funny as he thought he was."
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Shiney!
Kawasaki: ER5, Versys, VN900.

[hellkat]

I like Spike Milligan's:
"I told you I was ill"


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[NickD]

If I cop for it on the bike, before my time, I simply want - D.N.F.
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I was only doing what it said on my licence officer....
Tear along the dotted line!

[OssY]

"told you so"

[Finglonga]

This is definitely going to be on mine, my family already have instructions. All that needs to be said!


https://www.sfu.ca/~ahartlin/grave.jpg



If you don't get it read down the first column.
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[GhostRider]

My gravestone will read

"Is that the time already?"

or

"Shit, left the oven on...."

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I would like the government to say of me :-

"What do you mean he's dead? He owes us millions!"

On my gravestone :-

"meh"
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Feasty]

DOH! That double posted!


Does that mean I've got 2 lives??
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Feasty]

I'd be quite happy with:

He was born,
He lived,
He got bored,
He bought a motorbike,
He loved it,
He died.

(I also like the way it reads downwards on the first words... )
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Fawbish]

Gravestone:


"Life, you old dog. Time for Round 2."


Other people:


"Who?"
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"Oh....it looks like Average Joe's is forfeiting the match!" - "Yeah, its a risky strategy but lets see if it pays off for 'em Cotton."

[Tonka]

I found the one I'd like.........

"I don't want to talk about it right now"

I also found a couple of other ones that made me smile......

"She said her feet were killing her, but no-one believed her"

....and here's a cheeky one for the men (or women ).....

https://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr344/Tonkatoo_2008/Gravestone.jpg
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'The core of a man's spirit comes from new experiences'
Suzuki SV650S (Clean); Yamaha XT250 Serow (Dirty)

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

He's behind you.


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My Flickr

[DEN MONKEY]

"off on the next adventure, see you all on the other side"
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meh

[tribal_tiger]

All I know is I want my last words to be "WATCH THIS!!!"
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[st3v3]

I think you should all stop being so morbid.....

Who's died? There's 1 woman dieing but celeb status isn't really counted on this; surely?
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[The999Kid]

Simply... "DILLIGAF"
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[ZRX61]

[Mr Hammers]

"The problem seems to have been caused by the following: death.sys"
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