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Welcome to the metre high club.
I managed another jump last night over a railway crossing, then had to pull over quickly to check both bollocks were still attached.
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John ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
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I take the name of speed bumps literally  |
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| nowhere.elysium wrote: | | Tristan the wrote: | I take the name of speed bumps literally  |
God, I wish I could do that. There's one of those horrible bastard plastic strip things on the way into work that rips the fuck out of my collector if I go over it at more than about 4 mph. We've (the bikers at my workplace) been campaigning to get rid of the fucking thing for years, and they're still to-ing and fro-ing about it. |
They have those at uni, I just go down the 6 inch gap between the ramp and the kerb.
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John ____________________ own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
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If I were you I'd just hope that one of the 1 foot sections (if it is the type I'm thinking of, as in the ones you get in ASDA car parks) didn't get hit repeatedly with a mallet until it came away  |
As grossly incapable as our security staff are, there's a couple of CCTV cameras trained on them. Allegedly it's so they can see who's at the card reader, but I reckon it's so they don't have the sections nicked from the speed bump.
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They have those at uni, I just go down the 6 inch gap between the ramp and the kerb.
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It's not possible on these ones: the barrier's on an island in the middle of the road, and the bump pretty much touches it. If I go round the other side, I've got to do some kind of lengthy weirdshit crabwise shuffle to get over to the card reader. ____________________ '10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project |
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To be honest, I'd find it more satisfying if the people involved in putting those things in were made to realise that they were wrong, in every way, about everything, ever.
Sorry - I don't like the head of security at work much. As much as your solution would sort the problem out quickly, I'd like to grind his face in the fact that he's WRONG.
Sorry. Got a little carried away, there... ____________________ '10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project |
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There is a great road near my house which is a less-steep version of The Corkscrew at Laguna Seca.
Plenty possible to get a nice amount of air on that one.  ____________________ "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
Current Vehicles: '89 Kawasaki KDX200, '99 Yamaha XV535, '00 Honda ST1100 Pan-European, '08 Suzuki GSX-R1000, '08 Mitsubishi Lancer GS4 2.0 TDCi, '15 BMW 1 Series 116d Sport Turbo.
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I used to look for places to do this around banbury, just mount a low curb then when it goes high ride off it at speed. You could do it if you hit the curb near the round about as you leave the bike rank.
Speed bumps are also fun.
But the little bridges out in the country are the best for this.
Did have an awesome airborne incident here involving some raised train tracks here on the 1000.  ____________________ ◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
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| Hunter S. wrote: | I never got to sixth gear, and I didn't get deep into fifth. This is a shameful admission for a full-bore Cafe Racer, but let me tell you something, old sport: This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you're ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat.
When aimed in the right direction at high speed, though, it has unnatural capabilities. This I unwittingly discovered as I made my approach to a sharp turn across some railroad tracks, saw that I was going way too fast and that my only chance was to veer right and screw it on totally, in a desperate attempt to leapfrog the curve by going airborne.
It was a bold and reckless move, but it was necessary. And it worked: I felt like Evel Knievel as I soared across the tracks with the rain in my eyes and my jaws clamped together in fear. I tried to spit down on the tracks as I passed them, but my mouth was too dry... I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
But somehow the brute straightened out. I passed a schoolbus on the right and got the bike under control long enough to gear down and pull off into an abandoned gravel driveway where I stopped and turned off the engine. My hands had seized up like claws and the rest of my body was numb. I felt nauseous and I cried for my mama, but nobody heard, then I went into a trance for 30 or 40 seconds until I was finally able to light a cigarette and calm down enough to ride home. I was too hysterical to shift gears, so I went the whole way in first at 40 miles an hour.
Whoops! What am I saying? Tall stories, ho, ho... We are motorcycle people; we walk tall and we laugh at whatever's funny. We shit on the chests of the Weird.... | (extract from "Song of the Sausage Creature")
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