Weirdest thing ever

[Matthie]

Right this story is fully true I am just going to change the names in it. There's me, one of my good mates *bill*, *fred* (owns a flat), *bob* and finally there is *phil*.

Right I was at a party with *bill* when his phone goes off, somewhere around the 1am mark not quite sure. He is talking on the phone for a while then he is like wtf listen to this and I talk on the phone for abit and it is some chinese woman saying stuff in a mixture of chinese and english. Being abit well oiled by this point we took the piss out of her for a laugh and stuff and this wound her up abit, making her shout chinese stuff down the phone, her english was pretty good though.

Right so *bill* hangs up after we get abit bored but she keeps ringing back (withheld number) and I think she rings back another 2 times just saying general crap when *bill* passed me the phone again. I kept asking who she was and where she was and she just kept answering with some chinese word but saying it really weird.

This is when it started getting abit weird, I was speaking to her on the phone on loudspeaker in a room of about 10 people or so all being quiet and listening. She was like "I have an 1/8th of coke" (a fair bit of coke for those not clued up on that sort of thing), me being tipsy I just kept replying "Why don't you do it then and get off the phone to us?". She then offered it to us, "Do you want to buy an 1/8th of coke?", *bill* and I had already looked at each other before when she first mentioned coke both thinking it was the police. So we just turned it down like nah wtf, you will see later how this fits in as *fred* (the one with the flat) and the others have done coke in his flat before.

I can't remember if we hung up at that point or not but I ended up speaking to her again, she started going "I can seeeeeeee youuuuuuuu" down the phone in a really freaky voice. I was just like "haha alright then, I'll wave shall I" but she kept going on... she then was like "your on the balcony" at which point me and *bill* stopped and looked at each other like . This is because at *fred's* flat he has a balcony which we are always on when we are smoking and we are quite often round there on a Friday or Saturday night when there is not alot going on.

So this is starting to get abit weird but we were just like wtf still because we were in another flat at a party, not on a balcony. Then, this woman on the phone goes, "I can see you...*bill*" which at what point we are really like who the f*ck is this, now she knows *bill's* name but we don't have a clue who it is.

Finally, the weirdest bit is this she goes, "I can seeee youuuu *bill*...on the balcony...with *fred* and *bob*". This is the weirdest bit as *fred* was probally at his flat that night, *bob* is always around there and *phil* was probally there and *phil* would look alot like *bill* when stood on the balcony.

We were sort of abit like at this point then she started making the grunge noise off the ring, that noise you make when you open your mouth and breath in slowly.

That sort of tipped us over the edge and *bill* hung up and turned his phone off.

Now that I read this back it seems abit silly but it is actually one of the weirdest things I have ever had happen to me, probally the way that she was just talking normally to begin with, just sounded nuts and chinese. She didn't say any names for a good 10 minutes at first when we were just generally talking to her, passing the phone around like say hello .

This is either a bloody good prank or some properly fucked up shit.
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[SlimRick]

Somebody sat in the next room to you maybe?

[Matthie]

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Does this mean you'll stop posting in 7 days?

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Shee's coming to geeeet youuuuuuuuuuu

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[GhostRider]

Sounds like a classic case of someone winding you up and getting lucky with guess-work. Simple as that really.

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[s44678]

Regardless of who it is, never buy coke from a Chinese person.

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[s44678]

I was being facetious.

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[hellkat]

And then?
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[Scouse]

Did you change the names in the story to fit the names the person on the phone was calling out?

[Dragonfly]

There is an advery for prank calls the bottom of the page on my side
Sounds liek a wind up. Not freaky just someone trying to mess with your heads and it worked.
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The trick is not to let it go that far, non relevant call/caller = immediate end of call and rejection of further calls.
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[mistergixer]

I tried reading your story, but it was a bit too like i was like and he was like and we were like then they were like.
I'm very clearly not down with the kids etc, so can someone translate it into language suitable for a mid-thirties grumpy old sod?
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