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R1stu
Shrek!



Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 21 May 2004    Post subject: Once upon a time. Reply with quote
There was a very bored alone biker was sat in front of the computer looking ...........
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Bendy
Mrs Sensible



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PostPosted: 00:15 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
... at dwarf porn when suddenly...
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McJamweasel
BCF Junkie



Joined: 22 Mar 2002
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...Kev appeared on screen and began to...
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Bikerbabe
Nova Slayer



Joined: 13 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...Strip off the dwarfs clothes with his teeth, while rubbing his beard along his body...
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sexy babe, i think not!!!!!!
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Major_Grooves
The Doctor



Joined: 10 May 2002
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PostPosted: 00:32 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...double who was...
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Bikerbabe
Nova Slayer



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PostPosted: 00:34 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...G while The dwarfs double(s) Danny/Yams were...
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sexy babe, i think not!!!!!!
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Mattastic
Trackday Trickster



Joined: 03 Aug 2003
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...eating popcorn whilst wearing...
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MarJay
But it's British!



Joined: 15 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: 00:38 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
... green rubber fishing waders and sock puppets instead of pants. the pair were singing random verses from HMS pinafore and smoking old tax receipts in the vain hope that they might contain some sort of viagra like stimulant. The film had descended into a particularly poor 'Jazz' film and the director had attempted to cover for the lack of talent with spectacular set design. The rear of the set was covered in...
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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

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Dr Nick
World Chat Champion



Joined: 20 Jun 2003
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PostPosted: 00:40 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...cheese....
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is that it
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Major_Grooves
The Doctor



Joined: 10 May 2002
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...flavoured condoms that Danny was peeling off the wall and...
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Kickstart
The Oracle



Joined: 04 Feb 2002
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
saving to take to Ste in hospital to give to the...
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Mattastic
Trackday Trickster



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PostPosted: 01:02 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
Post-op transexual named Stuart. Stuart had always been a fan of cheese flavoured rubber since...
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PsychoHippy
Jammy Git



Joined: 02 Jul 2002
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PostPosted: 02:56 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...the accident in which....
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Flip
Super Spammer



Joined: 28 Feb 2004
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PostPosted: 03:00 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
..the traffic ploice...
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swaffs
World Chat Champion



Joined: 18 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...had taken a bribe for...
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Scooby
Scrappy Doo



Joined: 26 Mar 2002
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PostPosted: 09:08 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
... his indecent exposure offence...
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kev
I Hump Things



Joined: 07 Oct 2002
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
.....with a horse in the local gala bingo hall......
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20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes
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Demonic69
The Pink Rhino



Joined: 31 May 2002
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...Which caused and old dear to...
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kev
I Hump Things



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PostPosted: 09:29 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
......swallow.......
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20:02:36 Jammy-R6: any holes a goal
20:02:48 kev: even if its a hairy mans arse
20:02:56 Jammy-R6: hell yes
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True Blue
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...2 gallons of...
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Demonic69
The Pink Rhino



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PostPosted: 10:20 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...Pink Bingo Marker Ink, which made her...
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True Blue
World Chat Champion



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PostPosted: 10:24 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
...strip naked and make a beeline for the cop, who...
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Past >>>> Honda NSR 125 >>>> Suzuki GSXR 600 K1 >>>> Suzuki GSXR 600 K4 >>>>Kawasaki Z1000 DAF >>>>Suzuki RMZ 250 >>>> Current >>>> KTM Superduke R 1290 >>>>
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Bendy
Mrs Sensible



Joined: 10 Jun 2002
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
... ran away screaming "I want my momma". The old lady stood surveying the room for a new victim. Her eyes fell upon...
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True Blue
World Chat Champion



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PostPosted: 10:32 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Demonic69
The Pink Rhino



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PostPosted: 10:32 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote
... the Bingo Caller, who looked amazingly like...
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