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PostPosted: 02:23 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: What the fuck is it with stevenage ! lousy doopy drunk cows Reply with quote

Right went out tonight with a group i know, for a bbq in a park. We all were having a good night till it got dark. When a couple of us got jumped by like 15-20 blokes, then the whole group of us got legged after they came down to us, and we got to find out the people who jumped them were tooled to hell and drunk and did this as a hobby, whereas without being arrogant i was the biggest and most grr out of the lot of us. So beign in a dark secluded park we did the smart thing and quoting monty python 'run away run away' type affair.

Then we sorta milled about trying to figure out what to do, everyone parted mainly, i was left ith a few mates. General random crap occurred like one bloke pilled off his face offering money for someone to fight him.

Then my mate smudge who werent with us when we got legged by em came back with his gf (liz), who is a really nice girl. She was drinking some cider (cos its cheap like the budgie). Then some dickhead girl with her mate and bf come up and start talking to us. I vaguely knew the dickhead one via her brother but not exactly well. Anyway she starts going on about the fact shes a twat for drinking cider and only gimps drink it and such. Liz was all passive and didnt rise to it, even when this dickhead got all personal. I then thought right ill stand up for her, took the cider and started necking it, saying ya know if im a gimp for it then get me a mask and lease and drag me about. Then some other kid who was with us like made some minor comment and her bf was like dont get lippy and headbutted him... hurting his nose and this kid just smiled but not the point.

We then walked off, as a group trying to keep out of it all, further down the highstreet. Turned down a back road and the girls and bf came running up behind us and started giving it all the lip to liz again. Her bf was trying to stick up for her but what can blokes do about violent girls... i mean really? Then it was obvious it was gonna kick off, and she started pushing liz after really laying into her verbally. Pushed liz again and liz went for her, hit her a couple of times, hair grabbing and were in the middle of the road trying to tear lumps out of each other. Smudge is like, rich help me seperate em. I went over to help, ths bitchs bf lunged at me and tried to head butt me, i doded my head and barged him out of the way and then he punched smudge round the ear with a soveriegn ring. Threw a couple more at smudge and i had expected smudge to floor him and i know hes a nutcase so i thought if he dont go for him he must be a gang bloke or something. And also i just KNEW these girls would start too and i dont hit women, so i kinda had to just watch. Anyway some car came along, stopped and blatantly called the police, so the twats left still hurling abuse and liz was left crying in the middle of the road.

Me and smudge then went looking for him, couldnt find em. And that was our night out.

Only in stevenage!
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PostPosted: 02:33 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will upset a lot of people saying this, but some women need slapping, ie. drunk, violent, common chicks! (no I'm not a wife beater) A butch lesbian friend is always useful Laughing

Sorry girls but sometimes it's true. Embarassed

Sorry, but some people need the sh1t kicking out of them (not women), do it, f*ck 'em. If they can't take it... Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: 02:38 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh amen mate, but i cant do the whole growlign at women thing. I cant even look mean. Just wish wed had a couple of mean girls with us. Altho fair play to liz she got in a corking first punch.

Just felt pretty impotent. I mean i coulda ripped her bfs head off, specially me and smudge, but then id have had two drunk violent girls throwing punches.... what then. Eventually ou will either go down or run away. Its jsut shitty.
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PostPosted: 02:42 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't stand these type of women who shout to their bf's you gonna let him speak to me like that! Rolling Eyes

They should f*ck off and grow up! Twisted Evil Pisses me off.

Anyway stuff them, you didn't kick off. Fair play to you.
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PostPosted: 03:32 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry mate, but if some 'girl' did that to MrsHippy I wouldn't hesitate in flooring her (although MrsH would probably get there first). You did everything reasonable to avoid the conflict (kudos for that matey Karma ), but when it comes down to it, as soon as they start to get physical and you can't walk away, you just have to hit them hard, fast and dirty. As long as you don't lay into them when they go down (they always do in the end) then it's highly unlikely that they will go to the cops (Mr Policeman, this bloke floored me when I attacked him), and when they are on the floor you can walk away.
I personally don't see why you should treat a woman any differently to a bloke in this situation, they are playing on the fact the you wouldn't hit a girl, and using that to act like animals. If that is the way they want to act, then they should expect to get treated like one. What really worries me though, is the fact that these kids are the future of our country - bring back national service and get some discipline into them Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 09:23 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Re: What the fuck is it with stevenage !! :x :x :x :evi Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Only in stevenage!


Erm, sound pretty typical for most british town centres... I presume you're not 18 yet so no pubs.
And you still have to be selective in the pubs you choose to avoid this type of shit generally anyway.
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moral of the story, grow up and find somewhere other than the streets to hang about?
Also most lasses can be pacified without hitting them, just grab them by the throat and pin them to the nearest solid object. They soon stop wanting to kick your head in and just wanna cry Very Happy
I agree with you though Hip, they shouldn't dish it out if they can't take it and self-defence is always self-defence, no matter who you're defending against.
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, took my sister on the town last night, she is only 16 but never really has a problem getting in. Anyway she was to pissed to get into the main club in Worcester.

So a load of us ending up going to this proper dive called images (this is where all the people barred from the other club goes).

Anyway she walked into this proper pikey bitch (rings and all) who starts getting lippy My sister doesnt even notice then she walks into her again Oops, then this pikey bitch got proper agro swinging for my sister. before i could do anything my sister is punching the pikey bitch, was soooo funny.

TBH if she had hit my sister and my sister started getting a kickin. i think i would have punched the silly cow.
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
but what can blokes do about violent girls... i mean really?


Punch her square in the face ought to do it. Mad I hate it when drunkin' girls think they can act all hard and hit you because they "know" you won't hit back. If your going to dish it out, you'll be getting it back alright.
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

All true but i got serious issues with doing that

And ps i am only 17 but i get in anywhere not a problem for me, and i personally loathe sitting in parks drinking but i got invited down there and thought it was cheap and since lots of us wed have no problems I hadnt bargained on most of us being like 5 foot nothing or complete tarts.

And yes you get the same shit in pubs, but to a lesser extent and also more witnesses. Its when your leaving you need to worry... Confused
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

monkeyman wrote:

So a load of us ending up going to this proper dive called images (this is where all the people barred from the other club goes).


Images is one ropey club (also downstairs is the lap dancing bar Laughing ) I mean I even have to think about it before I go in. Then I realise that these worcester lot wouldn't know what ropey was if it smacked them in the face. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 22 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where abouts in Stevenage was this? I live in Stevenage and never ever want to go out with you or any of your friends. Wink

What can blokes do about violent girls? Punch them in the face - that's what! Calms them down no end.
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol old town where i live (i live in essex road). We got legged in king georges, sat outside webbs/marquis of lorne to get our numbers back and check who was there. Then this girl started outside the marquis, and the actual fight was behind waitrose (where i got fired for punching some twathead kid grrr he so deserved hospital)

And generally where we go everyone is so stoned no one starts.
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PostPosted: 02:53 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hex wrote:
I realise that these worcester lot wouldn't know what ropey was if it smacked them in the face. Laughing


WTF does ropey mean.
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Before any of the lady folk on here leap on me brandishing weapons of some kind, baying for my blood, Shocked , this iosn't meant to be a sexist comment.

Buut I bet every bloke on here willl agree with me when i say........here comes the brave bit........"theres nothing worse than pissed wimmen"!!!!!!!

Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!

see. told you it was brave, don't mean to start WWIII, here but it's a fact, you can be out with easily the best looking female around, fine normally, kind, considerate, boo to a goose and all that, but get her on a night out, few drinkies......& "BAM!!!!!"


Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

suddenly they're all fukkn snakes with tits!!!!

As i said girls, nothing personal, just an observation., I love you all as much as the next red blooded fella, ok, i give in, Silence ....bring on the geordie bashing Brick Wall




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PostPosted: 10:38 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh your from just up the road of where I come from originally (Hartlepool).

Ropey means dodgy/little bit woo little bit way etc... Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Re: What the fuck is it with stevenage !! :x :x :x :evi Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:

Only in stevenage!


And Ware, Hertford, Hitchin. Watford... etc
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 23 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go out round the pubs in Letchworth with mates from 6th form.

Touch wood, but I've not so far encountered a problem like this, everyone seems to be sensible and just having a good time without going over the top.
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

i find the worst part of a night out is right at the end were every one gets kicked out of the clubs, ive had a few problems one ending up with me dropping a guy and then turning around and walking straight past the police, few that was lucky

i'm not a person who hits girls but if i girl ever hit me hard enough to hurt me then a boot to the head is in order....
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i find the worst part of a night out is right at the end were every one gets kicked out of the clubs


Yep, but since im 6 foot 4, very well built and i have a reasonable reputation plus i tend to know everyone (i have shit loads of aqcuaintances - in the topic thread post thingy i said about the pilled guy coming and offering money, well if i hadnt of known his mate im sure he would have just walked up and hit one of us - and he was about 6 5, rugby player hooker build etc) so i get in reasonably little trouble.
Altho surprised i have never had any trouble when i walk home completely smashed singing at the top of my voice whatevers on my mp3 player. OH and some bloke looked like he wanted to start something when i decided for some excercise (when drunk) to push one of the trolleys from tesco all the way over the bridge and down the highstreete with its wheels locked... was such a giggle.

I mean who else is like me, no booze they are passive, they dont punch full strength etc... couple of pints... bring on the bodybuilders etc.

But i think one point that keeps coming up is about this how to 'passify' violent drunk women, the thing is altho i agree with the logic i physically could never comply with it. Id come close, but i just couldnt. Too many father issues etc, so i avoid it completely. I mean id push if yopu slap someone with you palm in the forehead it doesnt hurt but it has a stunning effect, that would probably be the most. but definitely no closed fist antics. I would rather get shit kicked out of me, but i mean maybe id block twist and strangle.... that might work. 10 secs to unconsciousness.... if that. But again, could go wrong if you are drunk, i mean imagine it, trying to do a judo strangle (i did it for 4 years so im pretty good) and accidentally *crunch*, dropping the limp dead body to the floor... it can happen if you put in to much gusto. Strangling is like the front brake of a bike... slowly ease on the power, but instead of a front lock you get manslaughter/murder charges Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry but I see the problem is the fact that in this country what is classified as a 'good night' is going out and getting as drunk as possible. Drunk violent women - and men! - are pretty awful, but I'm more appalled by the current culture in the UK I have to say Sad
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

phill.c wrote:
i'm not a person who hits girls but if i girl ever hit me hard enough to hurt me then a boot to the head is in order.


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PostPosted: 21:44 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry but I have to agree with Will here Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh thirded... wtf dude theres issues there. i can understand restraining perhaps but if you ever got hit by a girl in front of me and kicked them in the head i think most would agree youd get put in hospital by every sane man in the area.
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 24 May 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeh btw before i get attacked again for anything else, reason i enemied you zak was cos you put this as spam... how the hell is a random drunk post at 2 in the morning spam... well! i dont see any links at all. I was just venting angst, as i did in the 'bartender etiquette' thread i started. So have a word with me and ill probably change it back to neutral.
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