Anal problems

[Not_Shaun_honest]

I've posted under this username because I don't want anybody to know who I am.

I really want to try anal but none of the girls I get with will do it, is there a way to trick a girl into doing it or should I just throw in the towel and go to a gay club.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Now are we talking....

'A finger of fudge is just enough to give the boy a treat'

Or

Wham Bam, Bang my Bollocks Maam


Pat
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[Fisty]

just punch her in the tits then do her in the gary.
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[chrisjacks]

if you ever do it donkey punch them for a laugh

[Tonka]

I find that amazing, cos if you asked most females to wear a strap on and give you an anal raping I'm sure they'd be delighted - you're not asking 'em right imo!!
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[Kwaks]

You actually get with girls?
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[Not_Shaun_honest]

[Kwaks]

Not judging you

Just thinking some girls must have low standards, but obviously not low enough to let you do them in the brown
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[mooserx]

suprise buttsex, the gift they never knew the wanted.
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[MaybeGuy]

just add alcohol or rohypnol and pretend you missed.

lube it if your a fag
otherwise, prison sex FTW
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[jack_zxr400]

just go for it!

whack it in fast and say ops wrong hole

edit: you might loose some skin with the friction tho xD
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[B10Hazard]

Give it an "accidental" poke, see what the reaction is . . Smile = Another quick poke but dont push your look
Grone = Eas it on in there and see what happens
Slap = Fail
Twiching star fish = Thinking about it
Shouts * Fucking Awsome* = You have won !


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[Eddie Hitler]

There is nothing special about anal, apart from the boasting "with the lads".

[mr jamez]

Ask Jodiewodie, she is the queen of anal
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[Clanger]

[neil.]

Use a small dildo or your finger as a 'sacrificial test pilot' so you can run away more easily if things don't work out for the best.
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[The Disapproving Brit]

^ this.

explore with a finger while you're doing her from behind. If she doesn't stop you, you're in. If she's not up for it, this is usually the point where she makes it very clear.
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[Skudd]

I find while eating the front bottom stick a finger in her back bottom when she is close to climax. If all stops leave it for a few weeks, if all explodes take your time with the finger before the chap enters. Can take months of work, but eventually even the most anti butt shagger will eventually give in. even if it is just to let you finish off every now and then.
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