Body Paint - Fancy Dress

[TomR6]

Evening all, I've got a pub crawl in the next few weeks, the theme being 'smurfs'.

I was wondering if anyone knew which body paint is best, I'd rather not buy one and have it run after someone throws a pint over me or whatever.

Bit of a long shot I know, but someone's bound to have done it before

Cheers
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[swampy]

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[The Original Muzza]

Don't forget petrol resistant enamel...Incase someone spills spirits on you.
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From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Robby]

Try sending a PM to Bonny Ricardo - he has a mate that likes painting himself as a smurf, or as the hulk.

[bonehead]

The best and safest product to use;
https://www.snazaroo.com/products/
I use to paint faces at footie matches when I was student for extra cash.

[Shaun]

The smurfs, how unoriginal.

[Polo]

Get naked, smear yourself in pva glue. Allow this to get tacky and then cover yourself in short hairs, from top to bottom.

Final part is to smear yourself in slightly off tuna and , Et Voila - you are a vagina.

Now people will appreciate this but they will query where your 'opening' is.

Just respond that you have no opening and that as such, you are a 'useless c*nt' just like Shaun.
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[Dragonfly]

[The Original Muzza]

Also wear vinyl gloves over hands so as to not lose/transfer paint from said area when it inevitably becomes wet. Bring spare gloves for pissing and paint you peeper blue as well incase anyone has a glance in the bathrooms.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Dragonfly]

[Ste]

Get yourself a drug called amiodarone and then you won't need body paint.

[bacon]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/mikejbry/n515961192_1734554_468.jpg

go into local hobby craft or on ebay and get some paint called snazaroo, was on a 3 for 2 offer, about £3 a pot or something, get hat off ebay or a fancy dress store, oversize white shorts cheapest i could find in Tk max

apply it with a damp sponge, i used just under 2 pots to do the above, bearing in mind the paint goes down my arse crack incase of any builders bum incidents, and also up to my boxers so i covered a lot of me

[TomR6]

Awesome, cheers folks.
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[Clanger]

To take it off use 'wetwipes'...they work soooo much better than soap and water.
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