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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: My boy just pooed in his potty for the 1st time Reply with quote

Fucking mint.
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pix or it didn't happen ...
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fucking mint.


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PostPosted: 20:14 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Pix or it didn't happen ...


I did get a picture as it goes, can't be bothered to put it up. It was a good poo. I have to stay true to my word now and buy him loads of marshmallows, lemonade and a toy car with a man in (fuck knows where I'm going to get that).
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The pix or it didn't happen is kinda strange. Laughing

Toys'r'us sell all kinds of crap Smile
He probs won't even remember he said it had to have a man in Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 15 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harold_Shand wrote:
I did get a picture as it goes, can't be bothered to put it up.


It didn't happen.
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PostPosted: 03:19 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad he reached that milestone before he starts college.. Wink
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PostPosted: 03:59 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:
Glad he reached that milestone before he starts college.. Wink


Lmao, Ive yet to poop in my potty and I'm nearly in my second year of college.
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PostPosted: 06:21 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am very envious of my daughter who gets to take a dump in the lounge on her potty watching the telly. The bitch.
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
I am very envious of my daughter who gets to take a dump in the lounge on her potty watching the telly. The bitch.


Why not install a toilet in the lounge?


Actually perhaps a TV in the toilet would be easier. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, a kid did a shit, congrats man, life must be going well for you.
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont rain on his Potty Parade dildo face.


Go Harold Shand junior, unleash your stool on the world.
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Dont rain on his Potty Parade dildo face.


Go Harold Shand junior, unleash your stool on the world.


ROLF!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sore subject for me MEH . . . . . Crying or Very sad


Nice one - hope it continues like that.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Sore subject for me MEH . . . . . Crying or Very sad


Nice one - hope it continues like that.



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PostPosted: 15:39 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Monkeypie wrote:
Sore subject for me MEH . . . . . Crying or Very sad


Nice one - hope it continues like that.



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Im guessing hes another who can't make the potty.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh . . . my boy is 5 and I've had poo since the day he was born. Last three years of trying to potty/loo train has been hell.

He just does it in his pants, won't tell you he has done it and sometimes tries to clean it up himself with whatever he can find.

I've broken down in tears about it recently as everything I try fails . . . . and I've tried everything (encouragement, ignoring, explaining, warning kids might start calling him names, reward charts, punishment - no sweets etc, cross, smack bum etc). I'm worn out with cleaning poo every day after work and sometimes three times a day at weekends . . . . got through so much extra washing n disinfectant etc

Anyway, turns out he is constipated (with overflow). I've felt guilty for loosing my rag when poor lad has a problem.

He is on Senna now which is helping, but, I'm sure laziness comes into it as well (if he is playing, he simply ignores the fact he needs a poo).

I have a new BMX in my spare room waiting for him for the day he achieve what's needed.

Apparently, this is not uncommon with boys and quite rare with girls. . Its easily missed as no body tends to think kids that poo are constipated.

I could not have had a worse time really. Still, light at the end of a tunnel.


Brief description from NHS site: Overflow incontinence is leakage of loose stool around impacted faeces. Small quantities of stool are passed frequently and without sensation. It is also known as bypass soiling.


That's enough poo talk . . I've had my life times share. . . . CAKE >>>
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Oh . . . my boy is 5 and I've had poo since the day he was born. Last three years of trying to potty/loo train has been hell.

He just does it in his pants, won't tell you he has done it and sometimes tries to clean it up himself with whatever he can find.

I've broken down in tears about it recently as everything I try fails . . . . and I've tried everything (encouragement, ignoring, explaining, warning kids might start calling him names, reward charts, punishment - no sweets etc, cross, smack bum etc). I'm worn out with cleaning poo every day after work and sometimes three times a day at weekends . . . . got through so much extra washing n disinfectant etc

Anyway, turns out he is constipated (with overflow). I've felt guilty for loosing my rag when poor lad has a problem.

He is on Senna now which is helping, but, I'm sure laziness comes into it as well (if he is playing, he simply ignores the fact he needs a poo).

I have a new BMX in my spare room waiting for him for the day he achieve what's needed.

Apparently, this is not uncommon with boys and quite rare with girls. . Its easily missed as no body tends to think kids that poo are constipated.

I could not have had a worse time really. Still, light at the end of a tunnel.


Brief description from NHS site: Overflow incontinence is leakage of loose stool around impacted faeces. Small quantities of stool are passed frequently and without sensation. It is also known as bypass soiling.


That's enough poo talk . . I've had my life times share. . . . CAKE >>>


Shocked - I shall never ask again Laughing


Cal91 - Monkeypie** aint a "he" Wink



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PostPosted: 16:31 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
Cal91 - Mudskipper aint a "he" Wink


While this is true what does it have to do with this thread?
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ncrn wrote:
Fawbish wrote:
Cal91 - Mudskipper aint a "he" Wink


While this is true what does it have to do with this thread?


Whats its got to do with Mudskipper? Confused
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

NCRN wrote:
While this is true what does it have to do with this thread?


cal91 wrote:





Im guessing hes another who can't make the potty.


^That.




And I clearly meant Monkeypie goddamnit! Both M's!
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao! Clearly.
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fawbish wrote:
And I clearly meant Monkeypie goddamnit! Both M's!


Haha - I make it to my potty OK thank you very much.

Altho I will admit to wee'ing in my sisters bed once upon a time after too many drinks. It was a nice warm suprise for her.
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Fawbish wrote:
And I clearly meant Monkeypie goddamnit! Both M's!


Haha - I make it to my potty OK thank you very much.

Altho I will admit to wee'ing in my sisters bed once upon a time after too many drinks. It was a nice warm suprise for her.


You were in bed with your sister Confused
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 16 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:

Haha - I make it to my potty OK thank you very much.

Altho I will admit to wee'ing in my sisters bed once upon a time after too many drinks. It was a nice warm suprise for her.


Hes not telling us about the other warm suprise she got when she got into bed the next day.

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