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Raffles
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: You couldn't make this stuff up! Reply with quote

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171626/Why-BBC-wont-let-daredevil-men-light-stove---accident.html

It makes me wonder how these men have managed to survive so long without those health & safety edicts! Wink
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who precisely is qualfied to supervise the lighting of a portable stove then? Is there a course you can go on?

I'm so glad health and safety has yet to reach my workplace in any significance yet, we do things the way we think they should be done.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which came first the ridiculous amount of health and safety drivel or the waves upon waves of pointless law suits aimed at lining the pockets of every chancer intent on making a few quid without doing any work to get it.

Id really love to say the bbc has been totally stupid in its H&S nazi aproach. But when you consider they just got royally bent over and taken from behind for one of their presenters making a prank phone call, id hate to imagine what would happen if someone had died.

Get rid of the sue anything that moves culture and companies wont need these ridiculous guidelines to protect there own rears.
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

WildGoose wrote:
Who precisely is qualfied to supervise the lighting of a portable stove then?


More to the point, who the hell is going to be able to teach Sir Ranulph Fiennes anything new about arctic exploration?! Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzzard wrote:
Which came first the ridiculous amount of health and safety drivel or the waves upon waves of pointless law suits aimed at lining the pockets of every chancer intent on making a few quid without doing any work to get it.

Id really love to say the bbc has been totally stupid in its H&S nazi aproach. But when you consider they just got royally bent over and taken from behind for one of their presenters making a prank phone call, id hate to imagine what would happen if someone had died.

Get rid of the sue anything that moves culture and companies wont need these ridiculous guidelines to protect there own rears.


Good ol' corporate manslaughter...

A few years ago I had a claim roll in - basically a guy that worked in the loading bay of a bakery had gone outside into the yard to put some rubbish in the wheelie bin. In doing so, he managed to drop the lid of the wheelie bin onto his fingers, fractured 3 of them, one of the fractures had complications and eventually his finger was amputated.

He got himself a solicitor and we ended up with the Employers Liability claim being presented. The crux of it was that the Insured had not previously given his staff any formal training on the use of a wheelie bin, and therefore had been negligent towards the welfare of his staff, asking them to undertake tasks for which they were not trained.

The Insured then did what proactive insured's do, he trained the remainder of his staff to use a wheelie bin....

This went AGAINST him in court, because it had shown that there was a NEED for training and as such, he should have given it before the incident.

So, £50k and one amputated finger later.....
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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More to the point, who the hell is going to be able to teach Sir Ranulph Fiennes anything new about arctic exploration?!


Indeed. Or anything at all probably, I love that story about him performing his own surgery to remove the ends of his fingers in his shed with his power tools. Didn't he mention on top gear that the surgeon commented on what a good job he had made of it. Laughing

Very ballsy, and possibly a bit shot away, but quite a likeable chap. Been meaning to get hold of his book.
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father always told me to never trust a man with frosty eyebrows.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 18 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this bit:

"This young man came in and said he was going to supervise and we told him to clear off. Or words to that effect."

I bet they said something like:
Clear orf, you young whippersnapper, or we'll throw snowballs at yer.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 19 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

WildGoose wrote:
...possibly a bit shot away...


Really, you think?
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 19 Apr 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the part about an arctic survival expert giving them training was the funniest part. As said in the article "he had about 10% of Ran's knowledge". Laughing
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