tit monday

[mad4it028]

Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months.
You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, Tit Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.
For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road...

And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.

Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they're all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.

So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early.
There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps


As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.
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[Tonka]

Blimey, you must be ooop North, as it's been hot enough down here to be sunbathing the last two weeks!
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[Flip]

Woohoo Summer is around the corner! Which means men everywhere stop to let the females cross the road. Said females walk quickly or jog across the road making there tits bounce. Said men sit on bikes/ in cars and watch. Yay summer.

Not that I do of course. That would be pervy and sad.

*sobs* OK I do.

My name is flip and I'm a breastaholic.

[Skudd]

[Flip]

Welcome Skudd. Well done, you've taken your fist steps...

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[Flip]

If they have the strength to come forwards, we must welcome them.

[stevekingchef]

hi im stevekingchef ive spent along time in a hot kitchen with men so when my day off comes and i see such a sight i must confess



i am addicted im a breastaholic i just hope i can get through this with help

[Visitor Q]

The number of near gash crashes has risen steeply over the last few weeks

Must... concentrate...
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[Flip]

Yes, dangerous times are upon us. Much front wheel locking up in town to be had soon I fear.

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[Grav]

Reports are coming in that Tit Monday has arrived in Nottingham and Leeds. Our reporter in Exmouth has told us that "It's like Crufts, there's Puppies everywhere!"
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snigger.....

[Skudd]

Thank God for ABS otherwise TIT Week would be seen from A&E.
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[Shaun]

Shit son, really, I'm off out.

[AJI]

Tit Monday has definitely fallen on a Monday in Newcastle.

Just been for a walk. Beautiful weather. I love living in a student city
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[mooserx]

STOP PRESS1!!!


It's definately tit monday in Hanley park. students in vests and bikini tops everywhere. With the breeze its like chapel hat peg city!!! Praise the lord for warm sunny days with a gentle cool breeze....
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

Northampton reporting in. Multiple sightings. Scatterered nipples coming in from the east, with outbreaks of heavy cleavage.
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[Charlie]

I can also confirm tit monday in Leeds to... I enjoyed walking past Hyde Park.
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[mistergixer]

I was working in a horticultural nursery near Broxbourne today. Tit Monday had definitely arrived, and to compound it, the heat from inside the greenhouses meant that all the Eastern European girls working there were wearing the barest amount possible.
A drive home through St.Albans city centre confirmed the arrival of Tit Monday - numerous near misses (rear-enders ooooer missus)on St.Peter's street.



My name is mistergixer, and i too am addicted to learing over unobtainable young women's norks.
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[iooi]

Never stops up here in Leeds...

Take a trip through Headenley on any Fri or Sat night and even in Brass Monkey weather, the tits are out.... May be Blue , but there out

Up north, as they say they are a lot hardier and won't let a bit of cold air stop, the lads pleasure
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[Shaun]

I just got in, it's amazing out there, all the student lasses are back and half naked. Then I got back home and there's 2 russian girls sun bathing in my back garden. Now I'm too hot so I sat inside for a bit.

[warped one]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yep tit monday here, been for a short and very sweet trip out in the van, wow never seen so many boobies.

Yay for summer.

Cheers

Warped
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[neil.]

I can confirm it's hit the South-East too, specifically East London and Essex. Someone wake the Prime Minister!
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[Skudd]

Best place on earth is now the freezer aisle in ASDA, they even bend over to put things in the trolley. Or stand at the end of the till queue and watch. I love being a perv.
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