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[cal91]

Hi, I have a bit of a problem. No I'm not taking any but I will explain:

There's this girl I have known for nearly a year now. Nice attractive blonde lass who is a bit slow... if you get me. She's smart in college but she always appears to be a typical blonde.

Well here's the problem, there is a lad who has the whole *hard man* image and he's a proper player. He used to be a dick before but now he's just a total tool because the 'roids he's now taken have gone to his head.

Today I very nearly swung for him. I had to leave the room because I know if I do hit him, it will be me who gets thrown out of college. He just pushed me over the edge and I have a very large threshold.

Now I will tell you why; basically a really good friend of mine was going out with the lass, and had been for sometime. They broke up but just recently and they both have feelings for each other.
Well the roids lad has really moved in on the lass. We know he is just gonna play her and this has really upset the lot of us. Hes really pushing her but cos she's a bit slow she can't see it and has fallen out with all her friends who have told her to leave him because he will play her. She is just so blind to this fact, and her friends are doing it because they don't want her to get hurt. One of the friends she's fallen out with got played by him too.

Well he tried it on last night, took her out and took her to the country to get with her. Luckily she had sense and didn't, but hes still trying. Now I will add this will be the girls first time, this makes it all worse tbh.

So wtf should we do? There's quite a few lads who want to swing for him (including me), but none of us are big lads and he would just pick us off one by one. The lad is a rugby player and does cage fighting every so often.

So dear auntie BCF, what do you think?

We are all stuck every girl that tries to talk to her, she just walks away and stops talking to that girl.
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[nick606]

You tried talking to her shes not listening. Nothing you can do, she will find out on her own get ready to point and laugh.

[D O G]

My advice is to wait a few years (like ten), when you have grown up, then look at this post and cringe with embarassment. I believe Robby has an archive of foolish posts just for that purpose.

Essentially you guys are all jealous since you reckon this dude is gonna snake her and none of you have. Shit happens.

[Phoenix]

What Damofo says, not your business really is it. You had a concern, you raised it, it was ignored, now go worry about your own issues.

[mooserx]

Not much you can do if she wants him up her and he wants in her then it's gonna happen, your mate should have grown a set and nailed her first really, then he wouldn't feel so bad.
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[chris-red]

It's none of your business, not your ex. Let the silly cow get 'played'. If she is a good mate you will be there to pick up the pieces.
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[GhostRider]

All the above, an the fact that it's one of lifes many lessons to be learned.

Im guessing this other guy would still try to slip her a crippler whether he was on steroids or not. And maybe she's decided she wants to have this guy hanging out the back of her, and is sick of other people telling her what to do.

Like my homie Dr Dre used to say "Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks".

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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

You say they are at college, therefore they are both consenting adults so leave them to it.

They are both old old enough to make that choice for themselves.
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[duhawkz]

or get yourself on a heathy diet join a gym and an mma class then in year or so if havent got it out of your system in the gym go an smite him

[Azonicben]

Smacks of jealousy to me! Get in first and loosen her up

In all honesty it sounds like you've tried and that's all you can do she's not going to listen, now it's just wether your a good friend and will still be there to pick up the pieces.
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[Skudd]

you have said your bit and she has ignored it. leave her to get on with it.

However you can play the mind tricks and keep asking infront of both of he if he has raped he yet? and use those terms too. makes her think and puts that little voice in her head, also may make him back off with the pressure as no lad wants to be seen as a rapist.
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[Robby]

Go cry, emo kid. The moral of the story here is that steroids get you laid, and whining doesn't.
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[Fawbish]

I fucking love BCF.


OP. The options are threefold.


1) This "slow" girl and your "slow" friend (I am well aware you didnt refer to your friends as slow. However, it is now true.) didn't even get in the sack? And they have "feelings" for each other... Option 1 concludes in leaving town. Or top himself for not having the balls to roger her.


2) Critically analyse the situation. You and your friends are faggots. Stretch your nutsack out, cut a hole and poke two balloons in there. Blow them up to an appropriate size, and then go fight him. With your pals, if possible. After the massive shit-kicking, take yourselves to hospital.

3) Realise that this "slow" pretty girl (you obviously care about her a great deal, I mean, you've painted a fantastic picture there!) was probably fed up of her faggot boyfriend that couldnt get a hard-on, and fancies getting her clunge plunged by a real man.



I'd go with option three, as its the easiest, to be honest.



On a serious note: It's not your problem, I'd go try and experience some life yourself, instead of trying to run someone else's.
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[stinkwheel]

If he is really pumped on test., his knob will be approximately this big <--->.

Therefore your concerns are foundationless.
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[cal91]

You guys have got it all wrong
Im not jealous and I haven't even tried lol. I'm too hung up with my girl

My mate was fvcking gutted, he took her out, had a rubber and everything and nothing happened bassically. He kept giving it a bash and then eventually she finished him
(That was when they were together)

The problem isn't my mate being jealous, or me for that matter.
Its the fact the lad is a player and will just use her... like every other lass he gets with (okay, there might be a bit of jealousness there lucky shit).

But we know she's just gonna get used. We have just give up lol
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[The999Kid]

Slip the Ripped guy some neutersol, and be done with it.... either that or oestrogen pills from an HRT clinic

then sit back and watch the chaos unfold...
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[Fnatic]

I thought I was the childing one on BCF.

It's clear you are jealous of the built guy. He's actually getting somewhere with her and you are a skinny milk float driver and you're getting no where. Now all of the geeks in your class are getting so jealous of him you want to swing him.

Do something or do one.

[cal91]

[Fnatic]

By hitting someone else, mature.

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[nick606]

there is really nothing you can do without making your self look like a utter cunt. You have tried talking and that's not worked, so getting your self twated isn't going to help is it. Stop trying to cock block that guy

[cal91]

He needs it son. You should have seen him 2day. Abs cunt lol.

Its okay cos Karma struck him back; he crashed his car into a field last night. I was f-ing buzzing.
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[yuri2085]

dude he crashed his car, jokes on him.