Swine flu

[mooserx]

Anyone else pig sick of it???
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[Fnatic]

If it gets to UK will we die?

[Nufkamp]

Don't worry me, I got plenty of oinkment.
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[Fnatic]

Also I have a packet of Nachos. Are they safe to eat?

[Bofh5]

On a slightly note its great news for me.
I work for a pharmaceutical supplier
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[benjami]

Well at the moment I feel rougher than a mexican farmer.

Might go breathe on my family.

[Flip]

How to wear a mask fail.

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8022041.stm

[truslack]

Apparantly the term "Swine flu" has been categorised as offensive to Muslims and Jews as "Both Judaism and Islam consider pigs unclean and forbid the eating of pork products."

It should therefore (apparently) be termed "Mexican Flu"
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[pa_broon74]

Its been over egged in the press, there will be no snoutbreak. The press' response couldn't be rasher... I reckon those scaremongering reporters should all get the chop, they can go home and sit by their cracklin' fires...

Oh dear...


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Didn't catch anything.

[Skudd]

[The Artist]

We won't die. They think it is swine flu mixed with something else in Mexico that is causing people to die there and not anywhere else.

Could be a pandemic but the actual illness isn't that bad.

Due to the outbreak of swine flu, doctors have advised not to go near any fat sweaty pigs. Sorry guys, no more ride outs.

[pa_broon74]

I do like how on the BBC have your say page (always a source of well balanced chit chat) vegetarians are blaming meat eaters for this latest flu...

In retaliation, I'm blaming all vegetarians for any past nettle stings I've had.


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Didn't catch anything.

[bazza]

[JakeyR]

Think about it, we had bird flu, killed a load of birds, swine flu so have to kill a shit load of pigs.

Roll on asian flu.

[The Artist]

[The999Kid]

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[nowhere.elysium]

Ah. Glad to have been of service, then. I've been a member of b3ta for some years now, although I haven't posted in ages. It was the 'and I claim my five pounds' bit that made me think of it: it's something of a catchphrase on there.
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[growler]

I think a mate of mine has swine flu!
I phoned him earlier and all I could hear was crackling!









Hat, coat, gone!
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[ms51ves3]

I think I've got it, I'm coming out in rashers.

[Kickstart]

https://www.alfa-pages.co.uk/TempPicture/Funnies/MexicoVSWineFlu.jpg
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[SlimRick]

The latest confirmed cases are at Legoland in Windsor.






















The employees are said to be shitting bricks.

[Kickstart]

Hi

A close up of the virus:-

https://www.alfa-pages.co.uk/TempPicture/Funnies/SwineFlu.gif

And it appears to have jumped another species barrier

https://www.alfa-pages.co.uk/TempPicture/Funnies/PandaFluSmall.gif

All the best

Keith
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