Me and Biohazard just got jumped

[The Artist]

Weirdest thing just happened.

In local village, chillin with a kaybab and drink. Car with some girl and 2 guys pulls up. I vaguely know one of them.
He gets out, starts talkin to us and seems ok.

Next minute, he runs and kicks my bike over. Im feelin a little pissed off right now but don't do anything. I go pick it up and biohazard is contemplating smashing the car up.

We decide not to do anything as there are 2 pissed guys and one of them is pretty chunky. Biohazard goes to have a word with the guy that kicked my bike over. Saying we don't want trouble etc.

Other guy seems ok, comes over to me by my bike and starts talkin to me saying "sorry he's pissed". I put my helmet on to leave and they both suddenly run over, kick my bike over again and start beating us up.

We are now backing away quite fast and end up me on the floor and some guy kneeing me in the face. (I have helmet on though so get strangled instead) Biohazard spots a copper which is really lucky in this small village. Runs over to get him and they run off.

Fuck me.

Told em where we live and numbers and he said he would be in touch.

Is it worth pursuing them? They know where I live though so that doesn't help.

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

You didnt do anything at the time, so chances are you pursuing them is a bad idea as you will end up worse. Just leave it alone.

[ms51ves3]

Make some petrol bombs, find out where each one lives and burn them while they sleep.

[The Artist]

The copper took our details and said he would call us to take statements. Should we have done more?

[Catalyst]

Leave it alone? Balls to that they have not only pushed over something you work hard for but then adding insult to injury gone to start on you. Who cares if they know where you live, what are they going to do?

I say, go to their houses and slash their car tyres and keep doing it at random times so theirs no pattern.....or go all out and throw paint stripper over the car.
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[mistergixer]

Should've stood up for yourself there and then really - IMHO it's better to give it your best shot and take a kicking than be a doormat and still get a kicking.
To go and do some random act to their car etc now is just cowardly.
Not really especially helpful, and probably not what you want to hear at this moment in time, but perhaps keep it in mind if a similar incident happens again.


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[GhostRider]

Depends,

On the basis of what Reuben said really, in that you didnt do shit at the time. The right thing to have done was to have dropped a headbutt on the first guy who pushed your bike over, but I understand it;s easy to say that when your not in the situation at the time.

You;ve already involved the police, so doing anything extra at this point might implicate you, so see what happens.

If not then its down to you really. For one the guy might get the arsehole with you for involving the fuzz, an might bring it to you before you bring it to him. On a second note, since you say the guy knows where you live, the obviously anything done might come back on you........which is where your friend the trusty balaclava comes in, I might add.

WEigh up what your prepared to do and if you're prepared to take on whatever might result from it. Perhaps an easy way to resolve the situation would be to turn up at his with 5 + friends willing to do damage, this usually gets a point acroos quite nicely.

Alternatively, you can do nothing, in which instance you have to live with that an being pushed around, add to the fact that the guy will obviously think your a bitch an probably treat you as such upon your next meeting.

Your decision really.

GhostRider
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£10 Nitromors.

[ms51ves3]

Bundle one in the back of a van, take them to an empty warehouse and tie them up, threaten to shoot them with an empty gun, really make them beg you not to do it, then pull the trigger and laugh.

Don't forget to film it

[Moonie]

You've already involved the police, just steer well clear now, because they will find out about anything you do.
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[The Artist]

I don't know where he lives either at the moment.

Bit of an awkward situation. I never see him usually. Just pass through that village. I live 2 miles away you see.

I hope it was just him being pissed. I have seen him a couple of times before and he seems fine usually.

[silky666]

[skinny]

you were on the floor with someone kicking the s&^t out of you and your mate run off to get someone. The first thing I would do is kick him in the balls.
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[Robby]

Clearly torture is the only solution.

Whilst I like the nitromors or drain cleaner suggestions, you should really be injecting it into them to have significant effect. Start with a fairly weak mixture with water (or urine if this is easier), and gradually increase the strength until they start to change colour.

You'll need some manner or restraints at first, but not so much once they're well on towards being dead people.

You can do all of the cutting and blunt force trauma stuff if you want, but my personal favourite would just be watching as they feel their insides dissolve as you inject them with copious amounts of whatever you find in the cupboard under the sink. Get the advice of stinkwheel first, so you don't knock out their vision too early.

Seeing as biohazard knows the canal network well, it's a good place to dispose of the bodies. Cut them into manageable pieces, otherwise you're looking at 80kg of dead weight, or half a bike, per person. Best to cut across the joints, a saw or angle grinder will do the job quickly, but an angle grinder will cause quite a lot of spatter. Less with a diamond cutting blade.

That'll stop them pushing your bike over.

[The Artist]

we weren't getting beat up as such. He was trying to but he was pissed so his co ordination was a little out. I think biohazard landed a few punches. I was busy getting strangled by my helmet strap. Still hurt a bit though.

If I knew a copper was nearby then I would have done but rather it ended sooner than having to deal with consequences. I was also worrying about my bike. Keys were in it aswell.

Looking back on it I would have acted differently.

I suppose its best now just to leave it and not bother with revenge or police.

[KevTM]

Stand up for yourself in the future. Doesn't take much to get a big man down, quick snap kick to the leg and a knee to the face on his way down should do it.

Anyway, leave it a few months then torch his car and his dirty bird.

[Ariel Badger]

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[B10Hazard]

It was pretty fucking hectic.
One minuite, sat on a bench having a fag, the next im fighting over a wheely bin.
When he kicked ally's bike over my temerature raised !

I think its beter of left alone, ally uses the village and if they know we have gone down the police route they may try it on again.

It typical i get the big fucker init

If i can find where they live there will be trouble !!
I was about to go mad on the car the second it happend, cus wen ally walked over to look for damage i folowed and asked of he wasnt me to kick the shit out the car and people, he said no.
When i went and had a little word with the big lad i nearly lost it ! i wasnt even listening i was just seeing his mouth move and i should have just done it
Wish i had now !
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some keyboard warriors!

Is there anything likely to happen you can't handle if you continue you persuing it through the police. If not, see what you can get for compensation.

Later, why does it matter if it's 'cowardly'? Should he perhaps wait until the other bloke has got several boxing-champion mates around his house, before he goes and starts a fight, just to make everything 'fair'?

[cal91]

I would have let loose on his face. On my bike I have a heavy duty chain which would come in nicely.

But in the real world it would have ended with me been over on my bike with them taking pop shots at my face and whacking me with the chain.
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[S1KE]

nothing beats confrontation, find out where he lives, take some mates if need be and see what he's got to say when he's sober.

if he's rude, twat the cunt, no matter how big he is...
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[Pie-Roe]

if you aren't built, then you probably did the right thing. I'd say leave it this time, if you get any stick from them it's time to get them back.

If you want to be really nasty, 'bump' into them pissed up, kick them in the balls then pour first battery acid then bleach onto their groin. You will then guarenteed have bigger balls than them

But seriously, if you don't stand up for yourself the first time, they will either do it again or that'll be that. I'd personally think that it's not worth it now, anything you do with the police is likely to cause repuccusions. As you've already complained, it will be on record, drop it for now and then if anything happens again they have 2 incidents on file.

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