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PostPosted: 19:48 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

Got one the bus today after long an pain filled day at work, 2 fuckin scum heads where all friendly with me so i thought nothing of it, sat near the front to get away from the loud cunts.
My brother and his 2 mates where sat at the back and he txt me saying "y u sat down there?" so i turned round an saw him sat infront of him an was askin what he was doing in town etc, next thing, SCUM A comes over and asks me for money, after i said no he said wat bout ur mate? i said he got none to, so then this goes on to him saying how bout your phone?
Neutral How about no? so he fucks off an then sits behind my brother an plays with his hair, so this pisses me off i spin round an say "What the fuck are you doing seriously? Get a fucking life, how old are you? 12?" SCUM A-"Ney laaa am 16 innit" ME-"How bout you fuckin grow up then an leave him alone"
So after i embarris him infront of the whole bus his mate SCUM B "Here leave him alone you or we'll ave get of this bus an ave a fight" and so on...
This goes on for some time and every other fuckin person on the bus bar my brother just fuckin sit there scared to even say anything, it boils my fuckin blood an this keep happening to me and its starting to fuckin get to me,
What should i do? Take one of my adjustable wrenches on the bus with me an just cain the next cunt who starts? Its not that simple is it, cos if i do that he'll wait for me the next day with 10 of his mates So how the fuck do you deal with thick as pig shit cunts?
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well whatever you do be carefull, all the buses in Reading have CCTV....
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

They do here too, an knowing my lucky it will be me in the wrong as per usual, i ignored them up until they started trying to intimidate my brother, i couldnt ignore that.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they have CCTV on the buses, informing the feds might get them restrained from your bus if it KEEPS happening.


Violence will get you nowhere here.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soul_Trader wrote:
If they have CCTV on the buses, informing the feds might get them restrained from your bus if it KEEPS happening.


Violence will get you nowhere here.

Lol ok i'll try that next time but i cant see it goin down well, "hey driver them cunts at the back of the bus should be bared, they keep causein trouble" then after 10 complaints nothing happends an i get the shit kicked out of me cos i'm pretty much defenceless with one functional arm and leg. Laughing
But ur right, violence wont work unless i kick the shit out of them with a breaker bar and cycle to work daily after the incident
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop using the bus, they are shit Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop being a bus wanker.
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:
"leave him alone you or we'll ave get of this bus an ave a fight"
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Which is where you should've said "I step outside for no-one" and lamped him. When he hits you back you laugh like f*ck, then a dead pan face and announce "You don't know who I am". Worries the f*ck out of people that does. Laughing Then they pause for a min wondering who you are and you hit 'em again and f*ck off sharpish before they get up. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

benjami wrote:
Stop being a bus wanker.

LMFAO i was waiting an you havent let me down! Laughing
And its hard to cycle 4 miles to work when its pissing it down, i'll get soaked, and thats besides the point, if i wasnt there, what could of happened to my brother if he was on his own?
Since my dad died i've always protected my brothers, i hate people trying to throw their weight at them, it boils my blood.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking cunts! Violence will not be the answer, but let him have the first swing if anything happens, and then smash him with your fists! Then it will ether go two ways; he will be shit scared and never fuck with you again, or he could go and get the rest of his scum family.

There are so many cunts about like this these day's. Personally I blame the parents 90% of the time, it's got nothing to do with money or class. I was lucky enough to be taught the difference between right or wrong, and some manners! These little shits have know respect for people or their property! It's like when you hear about these kids who call up the the fire brigade and then ambush them with rocks, what the fuck possesses them! It's a vicious cycle because they end up having kids of their own at 16-20 living beyond their means, rinsing the tax payers money on council flats, benefits and other shit only to breed the next generation of cunts!

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PostPosted: 22:28 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

flip wrote:
XlonewolfX wrote:
"leave him alone you or we'll ave get of this bus an ave a fight"
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Which is where you should've said "I step outside for no-one" and lamped him. When he hits you back you laugh like f*ck, then a dead pan face and announce "You don't know who I am". Worries the f*ck out of people that does. Laughing Then they pause for a min wondering who you are and you hit 'em again and f*ck off sharpish before they get up. Laughing


That reminds me of my dad and some mates in Birmingham, one of which is a black belt in more than one martial art.

Bloke walks up to them down an alley with a knife and says "Wallets and watches, now"

My dad's mate says "Well I could do that, or I could break your neck", and in the half a second that this bloke was thinking about it, he knocked him out and nicked his phone Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:
...So how the fuck do you deal with thick as pig shit cunts?

Spelling, grammar and punctuation tests?
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

Steve H wrote:
XlonewolfX wrote:
...So how the fuck do you deal with thick as pig shit cunts?

Spelling, grammar and punctuation tests?

Cos they're all about school... Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait until the twat throws a punch & then jab the fucker in the windpipe as hard as you can.
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 05 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:
Wait until the twat throws a punch & then jab the fucker in the windpipe as hard as you can.

Throat punch? haha me an my brother spoke of this weeks before hand and its a facination of ours to throat punch someone before we die lol.
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PostPosted: 00:53 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:
Throat punch? haha me an my brother spoke of this weeks before hand and its a facination of ours to throat punch someone before we die lol.


If its anyone who knows anything about fighting the two events will be closer together than you might think...
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PostPosted: 01:20 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another argument against public transport...

I'm a lover not a fighter. If I was sure they were at least 16 (A of C in UK these days,) I would have come on to him...

I would challenge any young person to not be intimidated, ney sickened, at the thought of sex with a large swarthy Scotsman.

"Orite ho, yur cheeks are like peaches, football peaches..." **

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PostPosted: 01:32 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
Another argument against public transport...

I'm a lover not a fighter. If I was sure they were at least 16 (A of C in UK these days,) I would have come on to him...

I would challenge any young person to not be intimidated, ney sickened, at the thought of sex with a large swarthy Scotsman.

"Orite ho, yur cheeks are like peaches, football peaches..." **

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** How apposite that there is no love heart smiley on a big butch biker forum... Laughing


The tip of my pecker is now moistened.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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PostPosted: 06:24 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muzza wrote:

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Laughing I haven't laughed that hard for ages. Thank you Very Happy
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PostPosted: 06:25 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:

Throat punch? haha me an my brother spoke of this weeks before hand and its a facination of ours to throat punch someone before we die lol.

You are fascinated and long to punch someone in the throat ? Shocked ?
You sound like a similar underclass that threaten people on buses ! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
"Orite ho, yur cheeks are like peaches, football peaches..." **


& lets not forget:
Your skin is like satin......... shit thats been satin...
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Re: Hetzer, we need to start a Militia Reply with quote

XlonewolfX wrote:
This goes on for some time and every other fuckin person on the bus bar my brother just fuckin sit there scared to even say anything, it boils my fuckin blood an this keep happening to me and its starting to fuckin get to me.


I get the feeling you wouldn't have said anything if your brother wasn't the target. If you need to ask for advice on an internet forum then you're probably not the kind of nut case/hero you'd need to be to get involved for no other reason than being a good person. If you really was the mr tough you're trying to come across as then there's no way you would have put up with someone attempting to rob and threaten you.

Personally I would have done pretty much the same as or less than what you did in the situation but I think it's harsh to start bad mouthing other people for wanting to go about their daily lives. They managed to not become targets somehow, maybe you should take note.
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try diverting the attention onto yourself that way you know no harm is going to come of your brother and you can deal with it your way.

Alternatively get a pound worth of 1p coins and give him the money he so thoroughly deserves...

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PostPosted: 10:42 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:
Wait until the twat throws a punch & then jab the fucker in the windpipe as hard as you can.


Im more of an Invert the elbow kind of person.... wait for him to punch one hand on the wrist, other half way up his bicep... nice frim knee to the hard side of the elbow... if you do it right you can give him crippling dislocations for the rest of his life
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 06 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:
ZRX61 wrote:
Wait until the twat throws a punch & then jab the fucker in the windpipe as hard as you can.


Im more of an Invert the elbow kind of person.... wait for him to punch one hand on the wrist, other half way up his bicep... nice frim knee to the hard side of the elbow... if you do it right you can give him crippling dislocations for the rest of his life
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You could do that...

Or...

You could sidle up and say:

"Hullo ma darlin, your lips are like petals, bicycle petals... So eh, how about it eh?"

Another favourite is the charming; "Nice arse, mind if I wear it as a hat?" As opening quips go, its real winner.

No?

Oh well...

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