This is ridiculous

[Tristan.]

I'm gearing up to go and scatter 5 kilos of breadcrumbs at a biker caf and minor tourist spot, like some kind of breadcrumb ninja.

Prize for whoever can guess why.

[McGee]

To attract pigeons so you may decorate yourself in droppings and feathers.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[c_dug]

Voodoo Majiks?

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[Tarmacsurfer]

Because you have finally decided to come out of the closet about this extremely niche fetish?* Either that or someone in a transport cafe really pissed you off recently.

TS
Hater of pigeons

*It must be niche, after 5 minutes of energetic google-fu I can find no sites at all offering to take my credit card details in exchange for hot leatherclad breadcrumb spreading action pictures.
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[Tristan.]

You where all so close. Its a ridiculous piece of uni coursework.

Cos I do Mech eng witrh CAD we're expected to be arty, so we have to sit an art module, last terms coursework was some retarded mapping project "map an area with a non convenbtional map" so I chose the local bike meet, figured I may as well have bacon sarnies and tea while doing it.

Then we got told that we need to stage an intervention at the site basically something to attract peoples attention and make them act different. If theres one place I really dont want to try to attract peoples attention it's there, I know some of them, and some of them are hairy and big.

So I put some breadcrumbs down, and I'm hoping the large amount of seagulls will confuse people and I can bullshit it into an presentation on friday It's not working though, none of the seagulls care.

More interestingly however I saw a couple of bike thieves crash on the way back, thread in general chat for details

[That_Hornet]

Why not just call in a bomb scare...

could be some sort of greenpeace terrorist whos going to 'blow the place'. Im sure that the bomb squad and 2 dozen police trucks, and fire engins would get people acting diffrent



This is very illigal, I do not recomend you do this, and i am not taking any blame if you do, stupidly, take my advice

[Dr. DaveJPS]

you're looking to lure two small children out of the forest back to yours?

edit; should have organised a police car to sit at the cafe. that whouls have fufilled your criteria.
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