Swine flu related

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Probably a repost, but I hadn't seen it before and it made me smile....

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My mate said he had swine flu but I think he's telling porkies..... he told his boss too as an excuse for pulling a sickie so I think he will get the chop.....

I think I've got swine flu. I keep coming out in rashers.

Apparently the early signs are sweating, excessive body odour and lethargy.... the UK government is not anticipating a significant impact on society.....

Your temperature goes sky high too, you feel like your bacon hot......

Second phase brings snuffling and grunting..... it a right swine to have.....

If you have come into contact with another person who has it, chances are it will go rind your family.... apparently if you spread barbecue sauce on your ribs it smells so much better... although you feel like you've been on the rack.

In its final stage you feel it in your loin......


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