DEBRIS!!!

[warped one]

Just been for a quick ride, to louth from home, to pick up an oil filter. Now not sure if the weather is like it is round here, where you are. But it is windy as hell here.

Anyway on with the story, on the way there, a bloody great branch fell from a tree and clipped me and the bars sending me off on a wobble and slide, but kept it up. Then coming back came round some S bends just out of Louth (A16 Grimsby side) And just after them there is a blocked off road, coming up to it on the signs flew straight across the road infront of me, clipping the front and sending me skidding again.

I absolutely love this sort of weather, loads more fun than summer days where its all quiet and boring. Bad weather FTW.

Some other stuff i've nearly hit have been:-

- Wheelie bins
- Bin bags
- Numerous tree branchs
- Few bed sheets
- Fence pannels
- A push chair 8O8O8O8O

So what have you had come out of nowhere that seems to have its sights locked on you?

Cheers

Warped
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[tutton]

Not quite the same but this morning, going round a blind corner at 60ish, leaned it over, got just round the bend and the line im taking is where a dead fox is lying, splat, blood on my screen
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[MaybeGuy]

your fucked
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[twostroketit]

A mixing board coming off the back of a builders van a few years ago. I was doing the legal limit at the time, it seemed to fly off the truck and go over my head in slow motion. I never even reacted to it until after it missed me.
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[Paulington]

The wind is less fun on my bike, only weighs like 115kg or something wet so the wind blows it like mad in a pure crosswind.

Never hit debris that I know of..
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[MonkeyKnuckle]

The closest I've got to debris is running over a small cuddly toy dog.

[Shaun]

Warped, I genuinely fear for your safety, you've got no sense of self preservation at all.

[warped one]

Jesus shaun no relatin to "voices in your head" wow really wow. And what do you mean by that comment, just because a few things have come out in the road at me this means I don't care about life?

Cheers

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Shaun]

No.

Look at your other posts, like the ones in the climbing thread. You have no awareness for your own safety and one day it's no going to end well.

[warped one]

Arr, very true shaun, sorry about the mix up.

But aren't we all going to have that slight hick up sometime? That is why I do things now that I enjoy, before I am to old and wise and think fvck that. But hey as the good old saying goes,

"live for the day, fvck for the hour."

Cheers

Warped
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[mistergixer]

Whilst driving a borrowed car (mate's mum's) around the Lake District on a windy day, a bathtub flew off the back of a builder's lorry in front of me.
I was ready for impact, when at the last second another gust of wind blew it off to the side of the road.
I spent the rest of the drive imagining how i would have explained the bathtub sticking out of the windscreen.


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[Scouse]

Bad weather?

[Proview]

It was like that when you got the car


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[davthegreat]

i will amit that the last couple of days in lincolnshire the winds have been a bit crazy and allways in the same direction

[Scotsman37]

I Guess someone is trying to tell you something?