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Howling TerrorOutOfOffice
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: You can tell its Summer. Reply with quote

....when girls show off their Belly Buttons

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PostPosted: 11:06 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, that's my libido now permanently broken.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheers, now i've got an Inny Sick
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit, there's no negative 'this post is an abomination' karma button.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

That is quite the most jaw dropping thing I've seen in a long time - out-bl00dy-rageous! Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

..think i might remove it....i've started watching Loose Women....I might be turning Homo. Confused

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PostPosted: 11:31 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice socks
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

UrbanRacer wrote:
nice socks
...yeah but you just know that she ain't reaching into her bag for abit of lippy...

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PostPosted: 13:51 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fapped. Don't know about anyone else.
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

3....2....1... im spent.

I saw someone like that the other day in the local town. Stupidly obese with crutches. I mean she looked like one of those exercise balls over inflated with a nipple on top.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO!
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 08 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that her clitoris?

No wonder the poor love looks worn out.
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet she cant see her minge to wipe it... i pity the little slave child she probably has employed...
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PostPosted: 01:48 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

its tweaking its nipple.
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PostPosted: 04:35 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/404456/80456372.jpg
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PostPosted: 06:59 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:
i bet she cant see her minge to wipe it... i pity the little slave child she probably has employed...


"Boy! Time for momma's pryin' bar! I got me an itchy fold!"

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PostPosted: 07:05 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

aaaaaaaargh my eyes, i needs mind bleach!


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PostPosted: 07:11 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonderful stuff, isn't it? Cillit Bang for the psyche...
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
ProvectusIncurro wrote:
i bet she cant see her minge to wipe it... i pity the little slave child she probably has employed...


"Boy! Time for momma's pryin' bar! I got me an itchy fold!"

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That has to said in a redneck voice for true authenticity - and upon hearing that, I immediately wished i hadnt asked my american friend to read it aloud.
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProvectusIncurro wrote:
That has to said in a redneck voice for true authenticity - and upon hearing that, I immediately wished i hadnt asked my american friend to read it aloud.



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PostPosted: 22:45 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone pass the mind bleach.... Sick
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've come to rescue this thread;

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PostPosted: 22:52 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's something not right about the bulge in her knickers. Thinking

/Edit it just the way the photo looks to me.
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 09 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO dude that is a curve.
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PostPosted: 09:19 - 10 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

flip wrote:
There's something not right about the bulge in her knickers. Thinking

/Edit it just the way the photo looks to me.
...or turtles head Shocked
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