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Do what we used to do for Dartford crossing. Stop, slowly remove your gloves, search all your pockets slowly, find 12 pennies, drop them into the attendants hand one at a time, count slowly with the tip of your tongue showing, drop the last one on the floor.
Stop the engine, get off the bike, find the coin, pick it up, apologise, hand it over.
Get back on the bike, drop a glove, get off, pick it up, replace both gloves, start engine, shout goodbye, ride off.
I'll give it 6 months and you'll have a free crossing. ____________________ Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
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I was about to say the same thing, I can't access my change with my gear on so without a doubt I'd have to stop, switch the engine off, get off the bike, open the topbox, rumage round for my wallet, find a £10 note, offer that and say I haven't got any change...
And if it was on my commuting route I'd do this or something very similar every time - cheeky twats....  ____________________ Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
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Sneak under the barrier behind/alongside a car, speed into distance whilst saluting, success.  ____________________ "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
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12p to cross a bridge?
They says Scot's are tight but they no longer charge for any of the bridge crossings... Never mind 12p... Does the bridge exist in a previous decade when 12p was worth something?
Its a really odd amount to charge.
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It'll be some weird EU subsidy driven thing where they have to charge something or they'll lose funding for an historic monument or sumsuch.
I'm a bit of a sad bastard in that I quite like things like bridges and stuff. Its a nice looking bridge, quite quaint as they say. I think its something that happens when you get into your thirties, you start watching things like Super Structures and The World's Biggest Boat etc etc etc on Discovery.
I'm not quite at the Ice Road Truckers/Trawlermen stage, this is still boring shit to me. I'll start looking at that stuff when I start listening to radio four and getting my keys ready to open the front door while still miles away from the house.
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Is this a big bridge?
Are pedestrians charged?
Push the bike across, obviously in the middle of the road holding up traffic  ____________________ Fallen Angel "Nae sniffing my seat now!!!!! "
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What thickness is the bridge?
Is it medium sliced or the full on toastie?
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The clifton suspension bridge near me charges 50p for bikers, really I never need to cross it so it doesn't bother me; but I still think its a joke. I remember coming across a road in Cornwall that wanted to charge about £3 for bikers to use the "scenic toll road", I found an awsome route either way so it didn't bother me.. ____________________ Past: 55 Sym Jet, 91 ZZR250, 03 NSR125R. Present: 97 ER-5.
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Um they have always charged for bikes going over there....... well they've always charged me and everyone else I know anyway! ____________________ Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.  |
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| yen_powell wrote: | Do what we used to do for Dartford crossing. Stop, slowly remove your gloves, search all your pockets slowly, find 12 pennies, drop them into the attendants hand one at a time, count slowly with the tip of your tongue showing, drop the last one on the floor.
Stop the engine, get off the bike, find the coin, pick it up, apologise, hand it over.
Get back on the bike, drop a glove, get off, pick it up, replace both gloves, start engine, shout goodbye, ride off.
I'll give it 6 months and you'll have a free crossing. |
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| yen_powell wrote: | Do what we used to do for Dartford crossing. Stop, slowly remove your gloves, search all your pockets slowly, find 12 pennies, drop them into the attendants hand one at a time, count slowly with the tip of your tongue showing, drop the last one on the floor.
Stop the engine, get off the bike, find the coin, pick it up, apologise, hand it over.
Get back on the bike, drop a glove, get off, pick it up, replace both gloves, start engine, shout goodbye, ride off.
I'll give it 6 months and you'll have a free crossing. |
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I'd give them the 12p just to watch someone do that...
Wonder if you could incorporate a pillion into that...like having the pillion get off take off their gloves... find 6p. then the rider gets off finds 5p... asking the pillion to root about abit for an extra penney etc.. ____________________ NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter |
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I go over this bridge every day to the land that time forgot called Partington 24p day ticket and the bridge is called the Cassandra crossing been paying since i started working in the area on the bike. Cycles seem to go free, so i stop at the booth take my glove off get my money and pay while all the cars que behind me .
To be honest the old dear behind the booth says she tried to get bikes through free t save the hassle but they wont have it when i buy a day ticket in the morning on the way back i just shout the ticket colour and ride through.
Ive been told by locals that you are not paying for the big bridge but a piece of private land next to the toll both which has a tiny bridge over a stream or somthing, they own the land and therfore charge you for going over it.
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