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PostPosted: 17:36 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bet you still breast feed as well.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is he fed or does he do the feeding?
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
p00ing your pants is prety easy .. the classic shart being the general cause ... but there is also the "I can't hold it any more" soilage episode ... Confused
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
You need more regular toilet habits.... or to stop ignoring your backside telling you when theres an imminent evacuation....
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
ProvectusIncurro wrote:
You need more regular toilet habits.... or to stop ignoring your backside telling you when theres an imminent evacuation....


Well today I didn't think I had done anything at all ... then I sat down and it was all squidgy and stuff .... Confused
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never trust a fart.
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Am I the only one that had that worrying squidy under bum feeling when they sat down today??? Surely not!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
You know, that sqidgy squelchy feeling on your bum ...

I had that feeling today!! Embarassed


Seriously? Are you serious? Why did you think this warranted a thread?

Do you honestly not get why people on here are bored of you?
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Blue_SV650S
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
phantomtek wrote:

Seriously? Are you serious? Why did you think this warranted a thread?

Do you honestly not get why people on here are bored of you?


Yes I had a squidgy under bum feeling when I sat down today!! Confused As for warranting a thread ... out of curiosity, what was the title/subject of the last thread you made (in Random Banter)???

Are people bored of me? whats your evidence to make/support such a statement?? Thinking
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
Yes I had a squidgy under bum feeling when I sat down today!! Confused


Ah! Nowt worse than the old butterfly effect Sick
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
you sharted, it can happen.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
phantomtek wrote:

Seriously? Are you serious? Why did you think this warranted a thread?

Do you honestly not get why people on here are bored of you?


Yes I had a squidgy under bum feeling when I sat down today!! Confused As for warranting a thread ... out of curiosity, what was the title/subject of the last thread you made (in Random Banter)???

Are people bored of me? whats your evidence to make/support such a statement?? Thinking


I would say this one:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=172888&highlight=

A thread that was fairly original and created interesting banter. Pwned much?

And yes they are, I would say the constant voiced boredom in your abysmal threads would be enough evidence, but unfortunately with you it seems to go in one ear and out the other.

Who posts on an internet forum about pooing themselves? Freak. Neutral
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can't say i've ever done it, presumably did when I was a baby/toddler but certainly don't remember it. As a fully grown man (the only basis I have for this assumption is the fact you ride a motorcycle) then being in control of your bowels is one of the most basic skills you should have acquired by now. Sort that out then you should address your verbal diarrhea.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
Blue_SV650S wrote:
You know, that sqidgy squelchy feeling on your bum ...

I had that feeling today!! Embarassed



How the frig have you got gold blobs????
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
mooserx wrote:


How the frig have you got gold blobs????

He shit his pants, he already said that in the first post?
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I sharted in bed when I was 8.

I last pissed myself May 19th, 2002. Approximately 11:00am.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think I was 3 maybe when I did last? I'm now an adult; therefore I am capable of understanding my bowels needs..
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just after I last lost the game.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
benjami wrote:
Just after I last lost the game.

you utter swine. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
phantomtek wrote:

I would say this one:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=172888&highlight=

A thread that was fairly original and created interesting banter. Pwned much?

And yes they are, I would say the constant voiced boredom in your abysmal threads would be enough evidence, but unfortunately with you it seems to go in one ear and out the other.

Who posts on an internet forum about pooing themselves? Freak. Neutral


I'm not sure why i should feel Pwned? ... if you look, it certainly wasn't interesting/intriguing enough for me to want to make a post ...

It would seem I wasn't interested in that thread - just like you are not interested in mine ... the difference?? ... apart from you were intrigued enough to read/post in mine!! Wink

Basically nothing 'wrong' with your thread .. people found it interesting, people contributed ... what's the difference between that and this one again!?!? Thinking .... Wink
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck
You have just lost the game, I only just stopped playing that the other day after a round of texts whilst bored at work...
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I sharted in bed when I was 8.

I last pissed myself May 19th, 2002. Approximately 11:00am.


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PostPosted: 23:38 - 14 May 2009    Post subject: Re: When was the last time you p00'd your pants? Reply with quote
phantomtek wrote:


Lmao, you think your posts actually matter to me? You think I cried myself to sleep when I saw you didn't post? I actually hoped you wouldn't post you clown, as I do every time I open a thread, as do many others!


do you not see the irony in what you are posting? Wink

By your very own reckoning, why should your opinion to me and my posts, and your perception of how others see the same thing matter to me again? clearly what I write means so little to you ... yet you make such a fuss .... how does that work exactly?? Thinking

Please simply ignore my posts and threads and move along, but also let the people who enjoy them and contribute continue to do so unabated ... your life will be much happier for it!!

p.s. no need to get abusive!
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