Dear BCF...

[Hex]

As I have no clue with women Im turning to the internet, more specifically BCF as it seems to be the place to ask.

Ive been with the wife now for about 5 years and I think its time I approach the issue of "doing her in the gary".

This has come from the constant references to it on the forum so I assume your all gary loving experts and as such can tell me how to wreck her from behind.

Is it just a case of put her on all fours and say I slipped... Its in now luv dont worry about it.

Or do I have to take her to maccies first before getting her drunk and wait till she passes out?

Thanks for the worldly advice in advance


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[MaybeGuy]

younger girls are much more desperate to impress you by doing things that they wouldnt usually.

hence why i am 20 and still nail 16 year olds on the side.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

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My missus let me slide one in her garry willingly one Xmas. She was well in sexy christmassy underwear, but then it hurt her garry so never continued. Got to do it properly a few months later and haven't been allowed since (it's now 2 years later, bitch).
My missus is flat-out disgusted about anal now. She said she'd never let anyone ram it up her browneye.
Some women are easy, some women are impossible. Resort to making her feel bad about it and you might recieve.

Also don't take her for greasy fast food. I understand that will result in a poopy willy.
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your just jealous...
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Shaun]

I'm amazed this post has come from you Gav, don't expect any o the kids here to have actually had sex though.

Start off small and build things up.

Use some lube, when applying, 'accidentally' spill some lube on her arse. Then when things are going well, slip the end of your finger in then ask if she enjoyed it.

Build up from there, 2 fingers then a penis.

Or you could just man up and ask, no, be alpha, insist she trys it.

I'm giving the first technique a shot with the feminist.

[Hex]

[Steve H]

[Hex]

I had reasons for marrying the wife... one of them was she happily does everything reguarly on my list of sexual items.


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Why has nobody suggested punching her in the tits??
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