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PostPosted: 02:19 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
There's nothing bizarre about that. Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:30 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Re: What a bizarre day. Reply with quote
the warped one wrote:
Ok see today got up at 2pm, l. Then at around 7 went to my grans . went out for a ride to lincoln, then met a fews mates at a local pub got back and met a old mate . What a random day.

Anyone else have these?

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Are you trying to rival Blue_sv650s in the 'who can post the most pointless boring thread' stakes ?

You got out of bed ... went for a bit of a drive and met family and friends ... then went to the pub. Confused
And you feel the need to post this ? Rolling Eyes

You must have more of a life than this .. surely ?
And if you dont ... then why not post asking for advice on how to enrich your life !
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Re: What a bizarre day. Reply with quote
the warped one wrote:


Anyone else have these?



Days when I do things? Yes, quite often. Thumbs Up Don't stress, it happens.
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was on the edge of my seat reading this - i'd put a load of stuff on my chair and could only just perch on the edge of it.

Here's a picture of a woman breastfeeding a monkey to liven up this thread:

https://www.amazon-tribes.com/Indigenous-Woman-Nursing-Monkey.jpg
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Where the fuck did you find that picture?

I've got a headache. or should it be an headache? well it still hurts and NHS Direct says I should call 999, but then i clicked again and it said I was pregnant, clicked again and it is my water works.
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PostPosted: 09:33 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Where the fuck did you find that picture?

I've got a headache. or should it be an headache?


Google is your friend.

BTW, it's a headache. Use 'an' when the following word starts with a vowel:
a bumache
an arseache
a painful ringpiece
an arsehole like a Japanese flag
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Where the fuck did you find that picture?

I've got a headache. or should it be an headache?


Google is your friend.

BTW, it's a headache. Use 'an' when the following word starts with a vowel:
a bumache
an arseache
a painful ringpiece
an arsehole like a Japanese flag


I blame the headache. you know when something doesn't look right but you know it is?

My head still hurts.
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
I was on the edge of my seat reading this - i'd put a load of stuff on my chair and could only just perch on the edge of it.

Here's a picture of a woman breastfeeding a monkey to liven up this thread:

https://www.amazon-tribes.com/Indigenous-Woman-Nursing-Monkey.jpg


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PostPosted: 13:22 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I doubt the veracity of the picture to be honest.

Its unlikely the woman is lactating unless she's recently given birth. Judging by the lack of stretch marks, I'd have to say in terms of breast feeding that monkey, she's on a hiding to nothing.

CSI BCF... My logic is impeccable.

I would mention my day but it would descend in to a cuss filled vitriolic rant (and its only 2pm.)

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PostPosted: 13:38 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not necessarily true, many communities have groups of caregivers who breastfeed others' children, the constant stimulation makes sure they keep lactating! Sorry to ruin your argument Smile Wink
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once trained a monkey to tickle my balls...not good....very sharp nails


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Pickledswede wrote:
Not necessarily true, many communities have groups of caregivers who breastfeed others' children, the constant stimulation makes sure they keep lactating! Sorry to ruin your argument Smile Wink


Much as I hate to do it, but your proposition as set out above is flawed in that in order for the 'caregiver' to be stimulated, it would need to be a person with a monkey fetish.

I don't believe in any given society there would be a high enough proportion of citizens (female at that) with such proclivities.

As usual, my logic is irresistable.

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PostPosted: 17:14 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:
Pickledswede wrote:
Stuff


More stuff that went over my head


Who gives a fuck? It's a picture with my 2 favourite things in:
A monkey
Tits

Lets not get too caught up with the details, they detract from the tits and the monkey.

(The only thing that could make this picture any better would be if the monkey was dressed as a baby, or was drinking beer from a can/smoking a pipe. I challenge anyone to find that!)
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
These do? Imagine the tits (can't be that hard )
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Close, but no cigar.

See what i did there? etc
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Cigar in top pic, 0/0 for observation Wink
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Naah, that's a cheroot.
Wink
(Anyway, i did specify i wanted the monkey to be smoking a pipe, so you get 10/10 for effort, but 0/10 for comprehension and attention to detail)
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ok then, i know its an ape
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
pa_broon74 wrote:
Pickledswede wrote:
Not necessarily true, many communities have groups of caregivers who breastfeed others' children, the constant stimulation makes sure they keep lactating! Sorry to ruin your argument Smile Wink


Much as I hate to do it, but your proposition as set out above is flawed in that in order for the 'caregiver' to be stimulated, it would need to be a person with a monkey fetish.

I don't believe in any given society there would be a high enough proportion of citizens (female at that) with such proclivities.

As usual, my logic is irresistable.

Wink


Once again, I am sorry to tear your argument to pieces ( Wink ), but by stimulation I meant purely the manipulation of the nipples, rather than any sort of psychosexual stimulation Very Happy
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Fuck me, that is a bizarre arrangement of events! I'm not sure if I could deal with a day like that.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 17 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
I've got a headache. or should it be an headache?


Depends on how you say it :-

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The form an for the indefinite article is used before a spoken vowel sound, regardless of how the written word is spelt. If you say 'an otel' when speaking (which is now often regarded as distinctly old-fashioned), then it may be appropriate for you to write 'an hotel'; but most people say 'hotel' with a sounded 'h', and should write 'a hotel'.


From https://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/hotel
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kwaker6r wrote:
ok then, i know its an ape


Ticks all the boxes for me.
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Pickledswede wrote:

Once again, I am sorry to tear your argument to pieces ( Wink ), but by stimulation I meant purely the manipulation of the nipples, rather than any sort of psychosexual stimulation Very Happy


Much as I hate to do it, psychosexual stimulation and lactation are not mutually exclusive, (let me check I have that the right way round... Ummm, I have no idea... Its all part of the circle of life... Fuck, I have no idea.)

Suffice to say, in order for the woman to lactate she must be stimulated at a deeper level than mere nipple manipulation to begin, how shall I put it, nipple seepage.

My logic is irrefutable. Monkey ain't gonna cause no lactation...

Equally I might be totally wrong in this, I will be the first or second to admit I have no idea when it comes to boob related facts. ANy ladies can feel free to elucidate.

What is inescapable is that mistergixer finds women breast feeding monkeys arousing, what would you call that particular fetish? Confused

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