Hi all, I'm new here!

sophiamaria · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 May 2009 Karma :

OK, so this may not be completely bike related, but I'm quite a fan and was hoping for some help from you bike mad people.

I'm running for Miss England and I badly need votes to get me to the final. So, support me and a good cause by texting my name, Sophia Port to 84205. I think it costs about 50p but I am sponsoring local charities so you can do your bit by picking up your mobile and sending a 2 second text!

Please help me out guys! The other girls have chosen to get votes from football fans, but that's really not my thing!

Take a look at my entry shot, and I suppose only vote if you think I'm worthy of being Miss England(!)

if you wish to see the other entrants, you can look here:
www.missengland.info/regionals/kent

Let me know if you have voted so I can send a thankyou!

Sophia x

Feasty · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

Oh hello, and what bike do you ride then!? Confused

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sophiamaria · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 May 2009 Karma :

A Honda Fireblade but I don't go very fast I'm too scared!

Polo · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Karma :

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cammy mack · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Karma :

hmmmmmm sounds like

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enjoy Thumbs Up

sophiamaria · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 May 2009 Karma :

dammit!!!

well I tried my best with you lot, I should never have listened to my friend when they suggested that bike!

ok, so I like getting on the back of bikes, but maybe not riding them- I would be petrified!!

See if you can find it in your heart to still vote for me (despite my little white lie..!)

oh, and what would a good bike be for me then?!

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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

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Then maybe we will vote.
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wizzzard · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Mar 2008 Karma :

Its spam but by golly its good looking spam Smile

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Feasty · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

Kwaks · I'm not a fast rider Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Karma :

Come on Sophiamaria, we expect more intelligence than that when trying to slip in a white lie, or at least it to have come from a blonde Laughing

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yuri2085 · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Karma :

I dont think we are really into the beauty pageant scene perhaps. Unlike the footballers we dont think you will bang us just because we voted for you.

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AngelGrinder · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Jun 2007 Karma :

I'd would hit that like a Ginger step-child
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mrtEE · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Karma :

Why don't you go for support from the football fans?

At least they would appreciate your Jimmy Hill-esque chin? Embarassed

Feasty · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

mrtEE · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Karma :

number 12 gets my vote:

https://www.missengland.info/images/stories/imagebrowser/kent//thumb/Kimberly%20Cooper%20Low%20Res.jpg

*fap fap fap*

*splurt*

oh shit Crying or Very sad

mrtEE · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Karma :

THis one looks about 9/10 years old?

https://www.missengland.info/images/stories/imagebrowser/kent//thumb/Jo%20Hardy%20Low%20res.jpg

Although I still would Mr. Green

Genital Giant · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 15 May 2009 Karma :

How bout this??

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SD_w94R_2MI/AAAAAAAACXc/G6EEX5zfGjQ/s1600/dildo%2Bbike.jpg
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Mr Hammers · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jul 2008 Karma :

Out of all of them, I would like to see Suzi cumming.
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Genital Giant · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 15 May 2009 Karma :

Or with a few minor modifications...

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AhI1rbsbon4/SaqKVM9B_DI/AAAAAAAAAX8/qluS9jpgPA8/s400/dildo_bike.jpg
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