The worst tranny I have ever seen!!!1!!

warped one · Banned Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Karma :

Ok so been out on site today, delivering some stuff, on the way back, we stopped in a greasy spoon cafe for a bun (Barney's just off the M180) went in as you do, order my bun, then totally lost my appetite.

Sat just behind a wall was the worst tranny you have ever seen. At first glance you could mistake it for a just the normal camp bloke with pink in his hair, but a more detailed sencond wft glance revealed:-

Pink crocks,
Pink sun glasses
Pink purse
And other pink livery.

Now that may not seem that bad, but I mena this guy just gave off the total air of been comfortable, and like he was feminine. He even tried to chat up a trucker sat on the other table, whilst I must admit me and the other 2guys I was with were playing fool, and trying to make the guy laugh (if your on here, well done sir) every now and then he let out a little smirk, which the guy took as well I supose interest or something. When he/she/it finally left the guy tried to keep a straight face but ended up spitting his cuppa across the cafe. As the whole place errupted into laugher.

He then drove of in a truck. Now I know this was a bit long winded but the best example I can give is:-

Mick Jagger but older, with mainly blonde hair and pink on top, make up Shocked

, and boobs Sick

Anyone else able to beat me on this terrible tranny.

Cheers

Warped
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yuri2085 · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Karma :

Pics or this thread is useless Smile

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Birmingham Tranny.
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Mrs Kickstart · Brolly Dolly Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

Hi

I use to work with one sometimes in Australia. Was very "bloke" looking including beard and hairy legs.
Dress was something a woman would be ashamed off in the office.

High heals, fishnet or pink tights. Mini skirt, verry frilly and often low cut blouse pink add on bits all very pink and frilly.

If you shut your eyes he was ok to talk to but otherwise you just wanted to laugh.

Regards
C
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silky666 · Captain Rulebook Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Karma :

This is the worst tranny .... bought it 2 weeks ago:
... and it has already needed new timing belts and fuel filter.
The rear doors are rusty and the lock is now broken ....
Plus the thing runs on 3 cylinders randomly... something to do with air in the fuel ... but its gonna be a right pain to find the source of the air leak.

Bloody thing !

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Suitor_Stu · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Karma :

Is that a rat trap beside the chair leg in your pic Ariel?!

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tatters · Exxon Valdez Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Karma :

To hijack this thread even more..............

He,s my new finished BMW tranny Laughing

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Rob · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Mar 2002 Karma :

Truck drivers always seem to make really bad trannies and they seem to be the blokes that do it most LOL!
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Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Im still on the hunt for this photo I crack up over.
But for now

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pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

Trannies where I am tend to look like Coronation Street stunt woman. A stocky Deirdre Barlow bouncing across a car bonnet...

I was at a party some time ago and I tried to get a photo of one of the transvestites in attendance. Great shoulders on her... The people throwing the party had a dungeon... Which was nice... Neutral

I also remember being in a gay bar in Glasgow, sitting across the room was a bearded chap in a frock. Unfortunately he was perched on a low poof (no really) and his legs were somewhat akimbo and the entire bar could see the rather fetching white Y-fronts he was wearing... I don't know, so unlady-like... Rolling Eyes

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

It IS difficult not to laff and point at laydeez (with beard/moustache etc), but I can cope with proper nice ones that are making a real effort.

I never know whether to acknowledge that I know what they are.
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pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

I believe they like to be refered to as she/her etc etc etc. Complimenting them on muscle tone or richness of facial hair would probably spell the end of any conversation.

I'm also told (by a reliable source) that if one isn't sure, it is quite acceptable to grab a handful of crotch, this is seen as a term of endearment and a huge compliment in tranvestite circles..

No really, it is...

Wink

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