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Shaun
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Joined: 17 May 2003
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Nooooooooo Reply with quote
Went out last night, me and a mate are stood outside smoking when a young girl (prob about 16) approaches and asks us to go in the shop across the road and buy her some lambrini.

We laugh and say no, she asks why, we say we don't buy drinks for minors, she calls us sad.

Noooooo Laughing

Yet, a part of me reminisced about when I thought it was a scathing insult.
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OssY
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Joined: 12 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
the youth of today... no imagination. where have the days of fake ID and getting a tramp to buy you stuff on the promise that he will get something out of it.
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Charlie
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Joined: 27 May 2007
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am at the pub outside, just met up with my mates. Girl who must have been 14 for me. Will you go buy me a bottle of vodka. Now this girl, about 14, thong hanging out of jeans, boots, jacket, all done up with makeup... nicely orange, and huge clumps of mascara in her eye lashes, gold chains on etc you get the idea.

"err no" I say

"please, none of you mates will buy it me either and I need some more"

"Why what you already got"

"2 (liter) bottles of smirnoff ice"

"I think that is enough for you"

"It isn't"

and she runs over the road to try ask some other unfortunate person if they will buy her drink.
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Robby
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Joined: 16 May 2002
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
ds55 wrote:
Now this girl, about 14, thong hanging out of jeans, boots, jacket, all done up with makeup... nicely orange, and huge clumps of mascara in her eye lashes, gold chains on etc you get the idea.


You clearly didn't get the same idea that I just did. Fool.
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Charlie
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
Judging from your custom title I am glad I didn't Laughing
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Hetzer
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Joined: 19 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm with Robby. If the bird is big enough to proposition men to buy alcohol for her she's big enough to take a length down the throat. Twisted Evil
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Flip
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's a good job she didn't ask Robby, Hetzer or myself then. Twisted Evil
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Robby
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Joined: 16 May 2002
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 24 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
A girl should really understand the meaning of airtight well in advance of her GCSEs.
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The Disapproving Brit
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 25 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
I just noticed....there isn't a karma rating for 'disturbing'
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m0l0t0v
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Joined: 20 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: 03:48 - 26 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote
OssY wrote:
the youth of today... no imagination. where have the days of fake ID and getting a tramp to buy you stuff on the promise that he will get something out of it.


Fake Id doesn't really work anymore.

I know the bar I work in and pretty much most places around me only accept driving licences and VALID passports.

I had some tosser try me with a "motorbike provisional"

Pissed myself laughing. Told him to not buy a fake ID of the internet and go home.

"Mate it's really innit!"

Then I explain to him that I am a biker. And the bike outside is mine. And I point to him my bike jacket and helmet.

"fooks sake. Can I have it back then"

"No chance."

Laughing

I used to think getting into clubs underage and everything was alright. Then I find out what can happen to the bar staff Thumbs Down (or just till workers) £5k fine. And I've been scarily close to that. Thank fuck the CCTV at our work had problems that night.

Not trusting door staff from now on even though they've tightened up. Just in the past 3 nights I've had about 20 people chucked out. Even someone I know. Not really a friend as such but we knew each other and were alright. Talked now and again. Now he thinks I'm the worlds biggest cunt. Not like I give a fuck. Laughing

I am guilty of it though. Went out to student nightclubs when I was 15... Confused
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