sick letter

[lee8040]

i have to fake a sick letter from my doctor, its not to claim ssp and i wont be paid from work its just to provide work so they think i was genuinely ill. what types of info are normally put into the letters from docs?

[tribal_tiger]

I always though it was a proper form thing they filled out. Not sure though, never had one.
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[lofty]

You will probably need headed paper for a start, don't suppose you have one of those reminder card things with the address and logo sort of thing they use?

[lee8040]

[Finglonga]

[lee8040]

im not after a sick certificate just a letter saying i was off but not claiming ssp

[Finglonga]

That is a doctors sick note, most employers want that now as doctors were charging for hand written ones.
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That's what it is now. That's what I had to get to let Next know I wasn't gonna work. It obviously wasn't enough to tell them my wrist is fucked and I can't lift anything!. Wankers.
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[Steve H]

Hope this helps...

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[MattHirst]

You are going to get analy raped by your employer..then you will have a valid reasonf or a sick note.

Any good doctor that wants to keep his reputation won't give you a fake sicknote/letter, and draughting one up yourself will be blindingly obvious to your employer (and what happens if your gaffa decides to follow it up and ring your doctor?)

To be honest, serves you right for throwing a sicky when you weren't actually sick. All these folk getting made redundant and struggling to find another job and then there are people like you that have a job but abuse your rights.
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[supZ]

how long were you off for??

unless its longer than a working week (i.e. 5 days) you dont need to produce one.

even if work ask you can say you never went to the doctors and as long as you've not had more than the week off its perfectly within your rights to refuse.
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Steve, that's the first thing I've actually lol'd at in ages.
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[Clanger]

Send me one of those forms...and I could make it editable in a Word document for a small fee
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[carvell]

You got the "doctors handwriting" font in word then?

Comic sans won't cut it.
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[map]

You do realise that you are allowed 7 days self certification sick.

This is a legal requirement for any company.
The company can ask for a doctors sick note. However, this is not a legal requirement and as doctors charge for these when not actually required, you should point out the company should pay for it (or recompense you the cost).

Also be aware sick notes are legal documents. To 'fake' one could have consequences.

Just some thoughts
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[chris-red]

Just go to your doctor say you where sick but are better now and work want a note.
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