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PostPosted: 10:34 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Tourettes - I swear I can't help it Reply with quote

Here on Iplayer for a limited time

Now, it's not even the shafen freude of the piece that makes it so brilliant, as you do actually empathise with the guys alot (especially Jon bless him).

But the just sheer brilliant comic timing of the tics... Sweet baby jesus they're good. Worth it just for the formal meeting with CAB with loads of guys with tourettes, and the CAB lass is very unprepared.

YOUR DOG'S GOT GREAT TITS!

Edit: The relaxation (Laughing) and CAB session starts about 17 minutes in, if you want to roll on.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I watched this last night, me and the wife were pissing ourselves.

Kid : "I'M A CHICKEN!"
Bloke : "I'M A CHICKEN FUCKER!"
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I watched this last night, me and the wife were pissing ourselves.

Kid : "I'M A CHICKEN!"
Bloke : "I'M A CHICKEN FUCKER!"


Oh yes, some of the ticks were just so sharp. Brilliance.

I don't want to spoil them all, but lets just say in this meeting they went for broke on the obscure, loud and mad.

And the CAB woman kept including them in her speech Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just watching it now. I remember seeing the one in 2000 - Cant beleive its been that long.
That kid which screams Shocked Oh dear Neutral
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Louise wrote:

That kid which screams Shocked Oh dear Neutral


Yeh, very little of his stuff is funny. Mostly depressing.

But the Jon guy. Him in the supermarket later on aswell.

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PostPosted: 14:39 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel sorry for his dog!!

At least it has it's own road sense! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 29 May 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picture this, I'm at work, we've just arrived on site and this chap comes over and starts his question with 'Shagger..so am i ok parking here?....Dickhead' It didn't really compute first time,he said it so fluently. During our conversation i ended my sentence with Dickhead Twisted Evil ..well i thought he was taking the piss or summat Embarassed
Anyways, we get to work and Bob offers us a brew..much chatting later and he tells us about his recent PHD and appearing on a TV program about Tourettes. Overhearing his telephone conversations was a blast...'BITCH..yes 3:30 will be fine'........'Shagger...Dickhead..will see you then...BITCH(said as loud as he could)
Funny, but cruel for the sufferer.

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PostPosted: 06:35 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

This program is brilliant, its hilarious! The CAB bit had me in tears. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 07:30 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:25 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:
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Currently BBC iPlayer TV programmes are available to play in the UK only, but all BBC iPlayer Radio programmes are available to you. Why?

If you are in the UK and see this message please read this advice.

Go to Radio channels home page


www.hidemyass.com?
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats funny he dosnt seem like a dick yellow YOUR WRONG and when the girl next to him turned out to be wrong she smiled at him.

So seems to help him with the girls Razz

edit: I get the impression tourettes is a symptom of the brain not coping with a certain level of intelligence (high). This is intelligence of the tradtional sense I would say. but the shortcomings you could see in their personalility is not due to their genetics but their life experiences.

I have no evidence for this which I could/ can be bothered to explain.
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This program is brilliant, its hilarious! The CAB bit had me in tears


Oh yes 'hu hu hu fucking nosey'

Laughing Classic
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rrrrrready steady cook.... i feel so sorry for people with tourettes.
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 01 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

yuri2085 wrote:


edit: I get the impression tourettes is a symptom of the brain not coping with a certain level of intelligence (high). This is intelligence of the tradtional sense I would say. but the shortcomings you could see in their personalility is not due to their genetics but their life experiences.

I have no evidence for this which I could/ can be bothered to explain.


Ever fancy looking at wikipedia?

Besides tourettes is almost entirely male, due to the development of brains (all brains are female first, ergo we get two developments which can cock up) and slightly errant brain chemistry.

I think that their apparent intellect is more just from being soft and thoughtful about what they say, which is one definite outcome of being a pariah. Especially if everything you say is a bit of a challenge.

I do want a mate with tourettes though Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 02 Jun 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
DEN MONKEY wrote:
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