Proper bike or not???

[OssY]

OK so long story, i was in Guildford town center last night chatting to a few friends. There were a mixture of cars and bikes kicking about.
Along came a few lads some on twist and go's and a couple on RS125's. They stopped in there little group and started chatting and having a laugh.
One of the lads on the RS was my mates little brother so i got off my bike and walked over to him to congratulate him on passing his test and generally big his bike up and make him feel good because he worked hard for it all.

From out of nowhere this fat poser in a beemer shouted over to them "why don't you lot piss off and get proper bikes"

I shouted back to him these are proper bikes. I was told that they are not proper bikes they are peds with gears. He went on to chat cod shit about how his blade was a proper bike.
I asked if my Bandit was a proper bike and was told yeh it is a proper bike. but it is not compared to his blade.

Now i know that lard ass does not have a Blade, and now i want to know what you all think.
Is an RS125 classed as a proper bike or am i wrong completely and need to go buy fattie a cream cake to say sorry.

[Ariel Badger]

I think it is odd that his car did not get kicked.
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[Dischord]

A geared 50cc is a proper bike. An RS125 is capable of creaming an R6 if the rider is good enough. Stupidly underrated bikes.

Just look at the KTM EXC 125 0-60 in something daft like 5 seconds, if that isn't proper I don't know what is

The thing is though, if you're 'not in the know' an RS125 is identical to an RS50 so this tit in the beemer probably just assumed that.
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[G]

Well, I was going to say "Ask him what his lap times are like, then tell him he's obviously not a proper biker because he's not very quick, is he?" But, he has a Honda... so instead I think the suitable response is to ask him if he was scared of 'real' bikes and had to get the nice safe and nurturing option .

[andyscooter]

probebly not qualifyed to comment

but id say yes it is

[stinkwheel]

I think I would have "Pardon... I heard you the first time"-ed him.

Thus. When he finishes his comment, say "Pardon?"

After he repeats himself, muster as much sarcasm and scorn as you can and say "I heard you the first time.".

Give him five seconds of stuttering and raging then say "Nice comeback." and walk away.
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[dgo1212]

Thing is he owns a beemer,so he's right and your wrong,he owns the road and if he says it's sh1t it's sh1t,regardless of the fact the fat c**t probably hasn't got a g/f,will probably be in debt his whole life and quite possibly can't even see his own penis.And obviously knows f**k all about bikes

[trevoriv]

I would have shat on his offspring.
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[Marcg868]

Typical beemer drivers. He didn't happen to own a chaved up 316i did he
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[benjami]

Definately "real" bikes, probably had more fun on my rs than on any of my other bikes if i'm honest.

[Flip]

Machine with 2 wheels & gears = Bike more or less. I would've told him to get a 'proper' bike.

[OssY]

Woo Hoo i am right... that means i dont have to buy lard ass any cakes.

[Mudskipper]

Who gives a shit what some gobshite tosser thinks?
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[Creepin Moses]

Rs125's are propper bikes, they have gears they have an engine,a frame, and a sensible person driving it, because where's the point in having a bike that you know you are bound to break the speed limit on sometime or other. It just proves he would prefare to break the law than to think sensibly, I would bet if he's a fat poser, he's had a few speeding tickets , another thing being , he sounds like he had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. He's only jellous of others out having a bit of fun while he is stuck in his tin box baking on a hot day either goin or coming from work. Swine flue's only round the corner for him, fat narrow minded egotistical pigfaces prick.
Sorry if I offended any one here, I just cant stand people who think they are better than everyone else, because they have no real mates.

Davey
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[tutton]

I have a rs125,
should have told him to get a real car and said "ive got a evo 5."
See what he said then
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[instigator]

They're a bike...

But not 100% sure if they're a proper bike.

[twostroketit]

Any bike that is actually being used to have fun on with your mates is a proper bike.
But a pretend 'blade isn't,it sounds to me as if the BMW driver was trying to hard.
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[Fnatic]

To be honest, I wanted a big bike from when I first got a 'ped. I couldn't wait to get on an SRAD or something similar. Now I've got my RS125, for what I use it for it keeps me very happy.

They are massively under rated in my opinion. They will see a lot of cars off until about 60. Definetly proper bikes in my eyes.

[Creepin Moses]

Where I live they give people like him a few diff names,
(1) f'in prick.
(2) jellous.
(3) born again biker.
(4) Weekend worrior.
The weekend worrior and the born again biker sorta fall into the similar catagory (sorry for bad spellin). They only like taking their bikes out of the garage on a weekend day as long as it's bright sunny and warm, just to show off to people what an arse they realy look like in their matching leathers that blend with the bike.
Where as the real riders at heart would go out, rain hail sleat or shine, just to get to work on our "Proper bikes". I would bet he is so hard that any timehe is out with his mates he would get drunk on two tins of beer and a packet of wine gums. Wooohhooohhooo scarey. Hahahahaha.

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[JAMSXR]

I live in Guildford would love to talk to a numpty like that! Sounds almost as bad as the chap who told me his favorite bike is a Honda CBR because it has two power bands!

When I de-restricted my RS it was just as fun as any of the ‘proper bikes’ I have owned!
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[Kwaks]

I would have asked him how he positioned his stomach on the bike
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[MarJay]

I'd have asked him if he is suggesting that all 17 year old test passers should buy a Fireblade or ZX10R?
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